6 definitions by ruv

do the math

To ask for the bill at a restaurant, a pub or a bar or wherever.

Could I have the "math" please ?

by ruv April 7, 2005

caterpallor

The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

He took a bite, saw the other half of the worm in the apple and went as pale as dead... a real "caterpallor"....

by ruv March 19, 2005

oútage

An oútage represents a disruption in service that's a bit more sophisticated and in a class of its own. Maybe a bit more French. Definitely not a simple, run-of-the-mill outage.

There is an ongoing oútage affecting our office wine supply. We only have threve bottles of wine left. Must fix soonish.

by ruv May 3, 2013

Hearing-AIDS

Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)

This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....

by ruv March 19, 2005

Tulips on your organ

In prise of the BJ.... which is better than many other things....

What`s better than roses on your piano ? Tulips on your organ....

by ruv March 19, 2005

Gladheateher

A happy roman lady-eater

How would you call a smiling roman arena fighter with pubic hair between his teeth ?
A G-LADY-eater

by ruv March 19, 2005