ruth's definitions

slang

stupid abbreviations which sound like they've got nothing to do with the word. the most annoying is the sort spoken by teenage, black chavs. speak so fast you can't understand a word (you're probably not supposed to) and they might as well be MCing.

babe, you betta hav me sum booty on ya or u ain't cummin' 2 town wit me.

translation= sweet girlfriend, you had better have brought some money with you, otherwise you can't come to town with me.

by Ruth March 4, 2005

Repot

One day, Emma or Charlotte mispelt the word report as repot.
Repot is now the most offensive swear word in the history of humankind.
To use the word without sound you raise your little finger.

"REPOT!1"
"You probably don't know what this means but I am swearing at YOU!"

by Ruth April 21, 2004

tubamaba

Homer Simpson saying Tuba. Also, Saxomophone. But I am not defining that too.

"Tubamaba?" - Homer J Simpson

by Ruth March 31, 2004

Bethan

A lovely long blonde haired gullible idiot. She also tends to go a bit OTT and exagerate what she's feeling. Loveable all the same
Also worries about not getting a moterbike while drunk. Cannot catch rasberry archers in her mouth.
Is not a hippy

"Bethans so silly" *slaps*
"Awww i love bethan"
"Bethan it's quiet time"

by ruth September 19, 2003

Borange

A nasty stretch in a yoga class. I just wanted to say: "In my yoga classes in 2005 I will endeavour to introduce it amongst the Sanskrit and weird things I teach people."

"Oooh! That Upavista Konasana is a bit borange, isn't it! Keep breathing..."

by Ruth January 6, 2005

shwah

A word meaning all around cool. Usually used with the word uber.
Uber shwah can mean:
cool
very cool
nice
wicked cool
good
all good and such
and in some cases, hi.

1) "Dude, that concert was uber shwah!"
2) "We're going to Hawai'i? Shwah!"
3) "Hey, I havn't seen you in the longest time!
"Shwah!"

by Ruth February 23, 2005

gumba

An italian tough guy.

My gumba can kick your sorry ass.

by Ruth November 23, 2004