ruth's definitions

tubamaba

Homer Simpson saying Tuba. Also, Saxomophone. But I am not defining that too.

"Tubamaba?" - Homer J Simpson

by Ruth March 31, 2004

Repot

One day, Emma or Charlotte mispelt the word report as repot.
Repot is now the most offensive swear word in the history of humankind.
To use the word without sound you raise your little finger.

"REPOT!1"
"You probably don't know what this means but I am swearing at YOU!"

by Ruth April 21, 2004

slang

stupid abbreviations which sound like they've got nothing to do with the word. the most annoying is the sort spoken by teenage, black chavs. speak so fast you can't understand a word (you're probably not supposed to) and they might as well be MCing.

babe, you betta hav me sum booty on ya or u ain't cummin' 2 town wit me.

translation= sweet girlfriend, you had better have brought some money with you, otherwise you can't come to town with me.

by Ruth March 4, 2005

oxymoron

A two word phrase in which the words ironically contradict each other.

Forced democracy
military intelligence
healthy tan
free trade
black gold
peacemaker missile
peace officer
just war
amicable divorce

by Ruth April 14, 2003

sick

cool. see nang.wicked heavy ect.

probably more ugly, stupid black chav's slang.

See that kickflip JC? Sick innit?

by Ruth March 4, 2005

Pookster

the opening to a womens vagina, a pussy

a womens vagina

by ruth January 19, 2004

shwah

A word meaning all around cool. Usually used with the word uber.
Uber shwah can mean:
cool
very cool
nice
wicked cool
good
all good and such
and in some cases, hi.

1) "Dude, that concert was uber shwah!"
2) "We're going to Hawai'i? Shwah!"
3) "Hey, I havn't seen you in the longest time!
"Shwah!"

by Ruth February 23, 2005