by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007
Homer Simpson: I saw this movie about this bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
by rustyshackleford August 02, 2007
A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.
I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.
by rustyshackleford August 08, 2007
First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.
by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007
by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007
John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.
by rustyshackleford August 12, 2007
Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.
by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007