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glistening

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."
HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.
by Running out of patience April 8, 2007
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silkworm

A man who has difficulty achieving an erection without wearing some article of women's clothing is sometimes referred to as a "silkworm."
"My new boyfriend is rich and handsome, but he is a closet silkworm."
by running out of patience April 16, 2008
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homoantiqophobe

These guys are homophobic and are also terrified of antique shops. They are extremely concerned about being perceived as gay and they try to cover it up by standing with their arms crossed looking into space. Sometimes they whistle. If there are other homoantiqophobes in the store, they stand and talk about useless sports scores. It is fun to try to talk about antiques with them. They usually have NRA or NFL jerseys and caps on.
"Get a load of the homoantiqophobes over there. Watch this: "Hey, handsome, check out these lovely teacups and saucers." "Hey, I'm not gay. Okay?" Man, these guys must LOVE victoria's secret.
by running out of patience April 19, 2008
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poopsie

When I poop in a republican's smoothie, I call it a poopsie.
That arrogant republican really enjoyed that poopsie that I prepared him. He even made that gurgling sound at the end with his straw. Hilarious! I hope he gets worms in his shit.
by Running out of patience May 20, 2010
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republican

Someone who's pillow I wipe my dick on after I bang the shit out of his wife.
"Man, if that republican boss of mine only knew how loud that bitch can scream."
by Running out of patience July 6, 2008
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hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.
"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."
by running out of patience March 12, 2008
mugGet the hammering clittiesmug.

soothing

A big, huge boner is sometimes referred to as a soothing.
"Look at you. You've got a soothing."
by Running out of patience January 27, 2007
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