grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.
"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."
by Running out of patience February 02, 2007
Get the grandfather eating ice cream mug.

hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.
"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."
by running out of patience March 12, 2008
Get the hammering clitties mug.

mr. winky

Just another cute name for your penis.
Oh, don't be frightened. It's only Mr. Winky saying "hi" to you.
by Running Out of Patience January 28, 2007
Get the mr. winky mug.

mexican crotch crickets

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.
Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.
by Running out of patience April 03, 2007
Get the mexican crotch crickets mug.

frusterbate

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.
"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.
by running out of patience May 03, 2009
Get the frusterbate mug.

jungle fever

A terrible syndrome that has afflicted many caucasian women. They have some type of unfinished business with their fathers which makes them crave the black man's meat stick. This typically results in the eventual death of the subject. Size really does matter to these overweight, stringy haired sugar mamas. They generally work in Human Resource type jobs.
"Oh my God, Ellen has jungle fever. Did you see her walking bow-legged when that Tyrone guy brought her back from lunch?"
by Running out of patience February 13, 2008
Get the jungle fever mug.

struggle buggle

When a young woman grinds her genitilia into an inanimate object to stimulate herself to orgasm. Known to take hours and cause the subject to become quite sweaty.
"That lazy girl, hasn't left her room in days. Ever since that those darkies moved into the neighborhood all she does is struggle buggle."
by Running out of patience January 13, 2007
Get the struggle buggle mug.