Definitions by rtv0587

socialist 

Anyone who disagrees with a Republican.

Are you a conservative?
No.
*gasp* Go back to France, you anti-American commie socialist traitor!!!

socialist by rtv0587 May 1, 2011

teabagger 

A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.

The teabaggers at yesterday's rally waved signs claiming that the Civil Right's Act is communist and unAmerican.

teabagger by rtv0587 January 9, 2011

scarlet woman

A PC term for "slut" that Molly Weasley uses

I told you not to annoy her, Hermione! She's made you out to be some sort of...scarlet woman!

scarlet woman by rtv0587 December 3, 2010

rehabilitation 

A sort of demolition derby/public execution hybrid, shown in the movie "Idiocracy"

As punishment for putting Brawndo out of business, the judge sentenced Not Sure to one night of rehabilitation

rehabilitation by rtv0587 November 29, 2010

communist 

Buzz word used by conservatives to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically. Interchangable with "socialist", "Marxist," and "un-American traitor".

Anyone who votes Democrat, doesn't make love to their guns, supports gay rights, or has a triple digit IQ is a goddamned communist!

communist by rtv0587 November 18, 2010

self-service pumps 

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

self-service pumps by rtv0587 June 21, 2010

R's 

Another way of saying/spelling "arse". First heard on Saturday Night Live with Sean Connery

"No, not in the R's!"
"Not in the R's? That's not what your mother said last night!"

R's by rtv0587 April 30, 2010