we need to talk

The four most dreaded words known to man, whether they be spoken by a significant other, boss, roommate, parent, friend, etc. Usually means you fucked up big time and are about to be dumped, fired, kicked out, disciplined, or at least threatened with some form of punishment or formal rejection. Known to be a leading cause of mini-heart attacks and paranoia.
by rtv0587 April 22, 2011
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commie

According to Republicans, anyone to the left of Eric Cartman
*liberal beats conservative in any debate*
Conservative: *turns red in the face* Spoken like a true commie!
by rtv0587 July 29, 2011
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Tebow

Someone who goes out of their way to remind others how religious they are
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teabagger

A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.
The teabaggers at yesterday's rally waved signs claiming that the Civil Right's Act is communist and unAmerican.
by rtv0587 January 08, 2011
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R's

Another way of saying/spelling "arse". First heard on Saturday Night Live with Sean Connery
"No, not in the R's!"
"Not in the R's? That's not what your mother said last night!"
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Uranus

The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed "Urectum" in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.
Uranus is a dark, gassy, and mysterious place

There are many rings around Uranus

If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half
by rtv0587 April 20, 2011
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socialist

Anyone who disagrees with a Republican.
Are you a conservative?
No.
*gasp* Go back to France, you anti-American commie socialist traitor!!!
by rtv0587 April 13, 2011
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