Log Cabin Republican

A gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his sexual orientation. The modern equivalent of "Jews for Hitler".

After voting for Romney, the Log Cabin Republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.

by rtv0587 June 23, 2012

Captain Morgan

A sex position in which the girl sits on a bathroom sink and the guy strikes a Captain Morgan pose at the point of penetration

I walked in on my friend doing his girlfriend Captain Morgan-style the other day

by rtv0587 November 22, 2009

self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

by rtv0587 June 21, 2010

freebird

To have sex without a condom

"Did he go in strapped, or did he freebird it?"

by rtv0587 March 05, 2013

R's

Another way of saying/spelling "arse". First heard on Saturday Night Live with Sean Connery

"No, not in the R's!"
"Not in the R's? That's not what your mother said last night!"

by rtv0587 April 30, 2010

Uranus

The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed "Urectum" in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.

Uranus is a dark, gassy, and mysterious place

There are many rings around Uranus

If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half

by rtv0587 May 10, 2011

we need to talk

The four most dreaded words known to man, whether they be spoken by a significant other, boss, roommate, parent, friend, etc. Usually means you fucked up big time and are about to be dumped, fired, kicked out, disciplined, or at least threatened with some form of punishment or formal rejection. Known to be a leading cause of mini-heart attacks and paranoia.

We need to talk.

Oh shit, what did I do?

by rtv0587 May 13, 2011