rtv0587's definitions

DEILF

Death Eater I'd Like to Fuck

Bellatrix Lestrange is a total DEILF

by rtv0587 July 26, 2009

communist

Buzz word used by conservatives to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically. Interchangable with "socialist", "Marxist," and "un-American traitor".

Anyone who votes Democrat, doesn't make love to their guns, supports gay rights, or has a triple digit IQ is a goddamned communist!

by rtv0587 November 18, 2010

teabagger

A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.

The teabaggers at yesterday's rally waved signs claiming that the Civil Right's Act is communist and unAmerican.

by rtv0587 January 9, 2011

class warfare

Asking the rich to help the poor and/or pay any taxes at all. Also known as "socialism", "Marxism", and "communism".

Liberal: Why is it so much to ask that rich Republicans pay their share in taxes and help the poor out a little, if they claim to be such devout Christians all the time?
Teabagger: COMMIE! SOCIALIST! That's CLASS WARFARE! Who cares about those worthless lazy welfare queens starving to death when gazillionaires all over America are struggling to afford their yachts, Hummers, private islands, and toilet paper made out of 100 dollar bills?

by rtv0587 March 19, 2012

Uranus

The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed "Urectum" in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.

Uranus is a dark, gassy, and mysterious place

There are many rings around Uranus

If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half

by rtv0587 May 10, 2011

we need to talk

The four most dreaded words known to man, whether they be spoken by a significant other, boss, roommate, parent, friend, etc. Usually means you fucked up big time and are about to be dumped, fired, kicked out, disciplined, or at least threatened with some form of punishment or formal rejection. Known to be a leading cause of mini-heart attacks and paranoia.

We need to talk.

Oh shit, what did I do?

by rtv0587 May 13, 2011

freebird

To have sex without a condom

"Did he go in strapped, or did he freebird it?"

by rtv0587 March 5, 2013