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snowflake

A catch-all insult used by conservatives, especially alt-right Trump supporters, to describe anyone who disagrees with their political views, or just anyone who takes issue with them acting like shitty human beings. Often used with or instead of: "cuck", "SJW", or "libtard".
You're upset that you're going to lose your healthcare because of Trump? Too bad, snowflake. We won the election and you lost. Get over it.
by rtv0587 May 27, 2017
mugGet the snowflakemug.

Barrel of Doom

The most overrated video game obstacle ever. In Sonic 3's Carnival Night Zone, there is a barrel that blocks off access to the passage below. Virtually everyone in the world has gotten stuck here for a long period of time, but the truth is, it's extremely easy to get past (just press up and down!)
The Barrel of Doom is so fucking easy to figure out! I don't know why you all are so fucking retarded!
by rtv0587 July 13, 2009
mugGet the Barrel of Doommug.

Jap Anus Relations

An Asian porno starring Sean Connery. Not to be confused with "Japan-US Relations".
I'll take Jap Anus Relations for 200, Trebek.
by rtv0587 September 26, 2011
mugGet the Jap Anus Relationsmug.

self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps
by rtv0587 June 21, 2010
mugGet the self-service pumpsmug.

Cunt-O-Meter

Rating system used by Cybershell13 in his Youtube videos that tells you how hard/annoying enemies and bosses are in Sonic the Hedgehog video games
Asteron got a whopping 42 on the Cunt-O-Meter, which makes him the King of Cunts
by rtv0587 July 6, 2009
mugGet the Cunt-O-Metermug.

Power whoosh

An acknowledgment of someone's awesomeness, Supercamp style. Takes multiple forms, including Power Austin Powers, and many many others.
Power whoosh on 3

1, 2, 3

*clap clap clap*

WHOOOOSSSHHH!!!
by rtv0587 July 22, 2009
mugGet the Power whooshmug.

R's

Another way of saying/spelling "arse". First heard on Saturday Night Live with Sean Connery
"No, not in the R's!"
"Not in the R's? That's not what your mother said last night!"
by rtv0587 April 30, 2010
mugGet the R'smug.

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