Power whoosh

An acknowledgment of someone's awesomeness, Supercamp style. Takes multiple forms, including Power Austin Powers, and many many others.
Power whoosh on 3

1, 2, 3

*clap clap clap*

WHOOOOSSSHHH!!!
by rtv0587 July 23, 2009
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Log Cabin Republican

A gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his sexual orientation. The modern equivalent of "Jews for Hitler".
After voting for Romney, the Log Cabin Republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.
by rtv0587 June 22, 2012
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Jap Anus Relations

An Asian porno starring Sean Connery. Not to be confused with "Japan-US Relations".
I'll take Jap Anus Relations for 200, Trebek.
by rtv0587 September 26, 2011
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Let's just be friends

When a girl says this, it's code for:

1. "I want someone else"
2. "Why should I settle for some gay loser like you who will treat me like a princess when I could have a guy who will treat me like shit, cheat on me after getting me pregnant, and introduce me to all his friends as his personal sperm dumpster?"
3. Both of the above
Nice guy: I love you
Girl: Let's just be friends. I think you're probably gay anyway.

Jerkass guy: Hey bitch, want to let me snort cocaine off your ass after I have a three-way with you and your sister?
Girl: OH BABY, MARRY ME!!!
by rtv0587 June 19, 2012
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communist

Buzz word used by conservatives to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically. Interchangable with "socialist", "Marxist," and "un-American traitor".
Anyone who votes Democrat, doesn't make love to their guns, supports gay rights, or has a triple digit IQ is a goddamned communist!
by rtv0587 November 15, 2010
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Crack

Do you have any crack, dude?

No, just Mr. Pibb

You suck
by rtv0587 July 06, 2009
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Captain Morgan

A sex position in which the girl sits on a bathroom sink and the guy strikes a Captain Morgan pose at the point of penetration
I walked in on my friend doing his girlfriend Captain Morgan-style the other day
by rtv0587 November 22, 2009
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