by rtv0587 November 29, 2012
The worst place in the world to be, and a place where every decent guy will find himself eventually. If you're a nice guy, as far as most girls are concerned you might as well be a gay guy, because both are considered undatable and un-fuckable.
Girl: You're such a great guy. Every time I got drunk and slept with my violent and abusive ex, you were always there for me.
Guy: Yea, I get it, I'm in the friend zone.
Girl 2: I just want to be friends. I'm not looking for a relationship now.
Guy 2: Translation: you want someone else.
Girl 2: Correct.
Guy: Yea, I get it, I'm in the friend zone.
Girl 2: I just want to be friends. I'm not looking for a relationship now.
Guy 2: Translation: you want someone else.
Girl 2: Correct.
by rtv0587 June 22, 2012
A young actor who plays the exact same character in every single movie he's in - the awkward, perpetually virginal pussy. Will ultimately star in a remake of "The 40 Year Old Virgin" 20 years from now.
Michael Cera reading his script for the next movie he's in"
"I can't talk to girls. The last time I felt a breast was in a bucket of KFC. Every time a girl looks at me, I shit myself. I came in my pants just from watching The Little Mermaid."
Director: "That part is so you."
"I can't talk to girls. The last time I felt a breast was in a bucket of KFC. Every time a girl looks at me, I shit myself. I came in my pants just from watching The Little Mermaid."
Director: "That part is so you."
by rtv0587 June 14, 2011
Anyone who disagrees with a Republican.
by rtv0587 May 01, 2011
Something Republicans pretend to care about so that they can use it as a political weapon against Obama. According to them, 4 innocent Americans perished because Obama didn't put on his cape, fly over to Libya, and melt them with his heat vision.
"Let us never forget the 4 Americans who were killed in Benghazi"
"But what about the scores more who died in Iraq, 9/11, and the 13 similar embassy attacks under Bush?
"Fuck them, they can rot in a ditch for all we care. We can't exploit THEIR deaths for political gain, can we?"
"But what about the scores more who died in Iraq, 9/11, and the 13 similar embassy attacks under Bush?
"Fuck them, they can rot in a ditch for all we care. We can't exploit THEIR deaths for political gain, can we?"
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