Definitions by rtv0587

Captain Morgan 

A sex position in which the girl sits on a bathroom sink and the guy strikes a Captain Morgan pose at the point of penetration

I walked in on my friend doing his girlfriend Captain Morgan-style the other day

Captain Morgan by rtv0587 November 22, 2009

DEILF

Death Eater I'd Like to Fuck

Bellatrix Lestrange is a total DEILF

DEILF by rtv0587 July 26, 2009

Power whoosh

An acknowledgment of someone's awesomeness, Supercamp style. Takes multiple forms, including Power Austin Powers, and many many others.

Power whoosh on 3

1, 2, 3

*clap clap clap*

WHOOOOSSSHHH!!!

Power whoosh by rtv0587 July 22, 2009

Barrel of Doom 

The most overrated video game obstacle ever. In Sonic 3's Carnival Night Zone, there is a barrel that blocks off access to the passage below. Virtually everyone in the world has gotten stuck here for a long period of time, but the truth is, it's extremely easy to get past (just press up and down!)

The Barrel of Doom is so fucking easy to figure out! I don't know why you all are so fucking retarded!

Barrel of Doom by rtv0587 July 13, 2009

Crack 

Another term for Dr. Pepper

Do you have any crack, dude?

No, just Mr. Pibb

You suck

Crack by rtv0587 July 6, 2009

Cunt-O-Meter

Rating system used by Cybershell13 in his Youtube videos that tells you how hard/annoying enemies and bosses are in Sonic the Hedgehog video games

Asteron got a whopping 42 on the Cunt-O-Meter, which makes him the King of Cunts

Cunt-O-Meter by rtv0587 July 6, 2009