27 definitions by rtv0587
A gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his sexual orientation. The modern equivalent of "Jews for Hitler".
After voting for Romney, the Log Cabin Republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.
by rtv0587 June 22, 2012
A group of obese, undereducated hicks who worship the 2nd Amendment, think Obama is a Muslim solely because of his name and skin color, call anyone to the left of Hitler a communist and a socialist, and would rather see Americans starve and die in the streets by the millions than see a Democrat in the White House. Indistinguishable from the Republican Party, as they are one and the same.
We Christians in the Republican Tea Party need to pray that the economy tailspins into another Great Depression so that Obama loses in 2012.
by rtv0587 August 15, 2011
by rtv0587 July 6, 2009
Buzz word used by conservatives to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically. Interchangable with "socialist", "Marxist," and "un-American traitor".
Anyone who votes Democrat, doesn't make love to their guns, supports gay rights, or has a triple digit IQ is a goddamned communist!
by rtv0587 November 15, 2010
When a girl says this, it's code for:
1. "I want someone else"
2. "Why should I settle for some gay loser like you who will treat me like a princess when I could have a guy who will treat me like shit, cheat on me after getting me pregnant, and introduce me to all his friends as his personal sperm dumpster?"
3. Both of the above
1. "I want someone else"
2. "Why should I settle for some gay loser like you who will treat me like a princess when I could have a guy who will treat me like shit, cheat on me after getting me pregnant, and introduce me to all his friends as his personal sperm dumpster?"
3. Both of the above
Nice guy: I love you
Girl: Let's just be friends. I think you're probably gay anyway.
Jerkass guy: Hey bitch, want to let me snort cocaine off your ass after I have a three-way with you and your sister?
Girl: OH BABY, MARRY ME!!!
Girl: Let's just be friends. I think you're probably gay anyway.
Jerkass guy: Hey bitch, want to let me snort cocaine off your ass after I have a three-way with you and your sister?
Girl: OH BABY, MARRY ME!!!
by rtv0587 June 19, 2012
Something Republicans pretend to care about so that they can use it as a political weapon against Obama. According to them, 4 innocent Americans perished because Obama didn't put on his cape, fly over to Libya, and melt them with his heat vision.
"Let us never forget the 4 Americans who were killed in Benghazi"
"But what about the scores more who died in Iraq, 9/11, and the 13 similar embassy attacks under Bush?
"Fuck them, they can rot in a ditch for all we care. We can't exploit THEIR deaths for political gain, can we?"
"But what about the scores more who died in Iraq, 9/11, and the 13 similar embassy attacks under Bush?
"Fuck them, they can rot in a ditch for all we care. We can't exploit THEIR deaths for political gain, can we?"
by rtv0587 March 7, 2014