rtv0587's definitions

Michael Cera

A young actor who plays the exact same character in every single movie he's in - the awkward, perpetually virginal pussy. Will ultimately star in a remake of "The 40 Year Old Virgin" 20 years from now.

Michael Cera reading his script for the next movie he's in"

"I can't talk to girls. The last time I felt a breast was in a bucket of KFC. Every time a girl looks at me, I shit myself. I came in my pants just from watching The Little Mermaid."

Director: "That part is so you."

by rtv0587 June 14, 2011

Let's just be friends

When a girl says this, it's code for:

1. "I want someone else"
2. "Why should I settle for some gay loser like you who will treat me like a princess when I could have a guy who will treat me like shit, cheat on me after getting me pregnant, and introduce me to all his friends as his personal sperm dumpster?"
3. Both of the above

Nice guy: I love you
Girl: Let's just be friends. I think you're probably gay anyway.

Jerkass guy: Hey bitch, want to let me snort cocaine off your ass after I have a three-way with you and your sister?
Girl: OH BABY, MARRY ME!!!

by rtv0587 June 22, 2012

socialist

Anyone who disagrees with a Republican.

Are you a conservative?
No.
*gasp* Go back to France, you anti-American commie socialist traitor!!!

by rtv0587 May 1, 2011

Tebow

Someone who goes out of their way to remind others how religious they are

George W. Bush and Rick Santorum are total Tebow's

by rtv0587 November 29, 2012

Crack

Another term for Dr. Pepper

Do you have any crack, dude?

No, just Mr. Pibb

You suck

by rtv0587 July 6, 2009

scarlet woman

A PC term for "slut" that Molly Weasley uses

I told you not to annoy her, Hermione! She's made you out to be some sort of...scarlet woman!

by rtv0587 December 3, 2010