Definitions by rperazag
Rape-me look
Extremely low cut clothes used by women who wish to produce acute Pavlovian Salivation Reflex in desperate-for-sex males.
Promise of fornication without guarantee.
Promise of fornication without guarantee.
Rape-me look by rperazag May 6, 2010
Moneyvation
Hi Karl, how is the new job?
Can´t complain, salary increase every quarter.
Wao, that´s moneyvation!
Can´t complain, salary increase every quarter.
Wao, that´s moneyvation!
Moneyvation by rperazag May 6, 2010
Shmomosexual
The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010
chromatic aberration
Extreme public display of bad taste in dressing, with loud and clashing colors.
Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state.
Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state.
Chromatic aberration should be taxed. No one should be allowed to assault others with such a display of extreme bad taste.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration.
chromatic aberration by rperazag May 4, 2010
top bipolar
Person in highest position of power, in government or business, whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of large number of people.
Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.
Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.
What´s the programming strategy for next season? Dunno... depends on our top bipolar executive.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.
top bipolar by rperazag May 4, 2010
Whiskypedia
The extensive body of bullshit that is created, after office hours, by the educated middle class while having a drink, and based on factoids, questionable experience, and the need for a grip on uncontrollable forces and social events.
My father, a social drunkard and a highly successful manager at a Fortune 100 Company, is so full of bullshit and bias that should be named Editor in Chief of the Whiskypedia.
Whiskypedia by rperazag May 4, 2010