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So fucking what?

Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea)
"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking what?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking what?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking....what???
by rperazag May 23, 2010
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So fucking twat?

Variation of "So fucking what?"
Same use... Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea).
"The world is ending in 2012"

So fucking twat?

"The economy is cyclical"

So fucking twat?

"Your wife is cheating on you"

So fucking.... twat???
by rperazag May 23, 2010
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Flash-forward this!

Phrase used to invite someone who claims to be a "flash-forwarder" (a person who is able to "see" the future) to consider an obvious result of a stupid action committed by himself.
"Yo... flash-forwarder... how´s the future?"
"Brilliant!"
"And you are late today for work as usual so, Flash-forward this!... You are fired!"

"Honey..."
"Yes sweety"
"You are always busy so, Flash-forward this! I´m gonna have a baby with the gardener.
by rperazag May 23, 2010
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FlashForwarder

Someone who claims to be able to "see" the future.
A sudden event that triggers a premonitory experience.
"Yo... FlashForwarder, what are you flashforwarding right now?"
by rperazag May 23, 2010
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Teledrama

The endless whining of a lover on the telephone.

(Whining: to utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint. To complain or protest in a childish fashion.)
"Mary, leave the telephone for a minute at least, please!!!"

"Just a sec... John is having a teledrama"
by rperazag May 23, 2010
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Camel Talk

Recurrent mention of camel toe by guys obsessed with the size of female genitalia.
"Ok guys... camel-talking, who you think has more meat, Angelina or Scarlett?"
"Well, camel talk wise I would say that, in this case, it depends if you are talking upper or lower lips.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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Luddism

"I don´t get it, Obama is surgically attached to his BlackBerry, but he denounces the iPad. He caught me off guard by his luddism.
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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