Bingo Bus

Time for retirement.
Too tired for daring.
Busing services offered to Bingo patrons.

Man, I am too old for this, I think I better get on the Bingo Bus.

by rperazag July 28, 2010

Haute Stoner Cuisine

Food prepared by chefs under the influence of Marijuana.

To the maître d': "Exquisite otherworldly flavour."

Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.

by rperazag May 20, 2010

iShop

The only sense of identity of someone who lives for shopping.

iShop, therefore I am.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

Professorial

Someone who approaches hot real life issues in an analytical, absorbed, and abstract manner.

Don´t come to me with your Psychology 101 bullshit!... This is a real-life-issue. Your only son just came out of the closet. Get a grip and stop being so professorial.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

toddle off

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults in order to escape facing responsibilities.

Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.

by rperazag May 10, 2010

Stupid is awesome

Consolation found by mediocre people, in the stupidity of celebrities and people in power.

Stupid is awesome because it makes guys like me look smart.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

How mental is that?

A QUESTION WHOSE PURPOSE IS NOT TO GET AN ANSWER, BUT TO EXPRESS BEFUDDLEMENT (bafflement, bemusement, bewilderment, mystification, obfuscation, puzzlement
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.

How mental is that?... BP (British Petroleum) says they have no responsibility for the oil spill disaster.

by rperazag May 17, 2010