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splash me

A way of asking to be served a drink.
A: "Want a drink?"
B: "Yeah, splash me!"
by rperazag July 7, 2010
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Annoyer-in-Chief

Top asshole in power, dedicated to making the lives of people under his power as miserable as possible.
A: "Do you know who was appointed Annoyer-in-Chief... Your ex-lover Cindy."
B: "Rats!"
by rperazag July 8, 2010
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How mental is that?

A QUESTION WHOSE PURPOSE IS NOT TO GET AN ANSWER, BUT TO EXPRESS BEFUDDLEMENT (bafflement, bemusement, bewilderment, mystification, obfuscation, puzzlement
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.
How mental is that?... BP (British Petroleum) says they have no responsibility for the oil spill disaster.
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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Stupid is awesome

Consolation found by mediocre people, in the stupidity of celebrities and people in power.
Stupid is awesome because it makes guys like me look smart.
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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Filter failure

Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.
Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."

Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"
by rperazag May 31, 2010
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Tastemonial

Testimonial given by a consumer about how good tastes a particular product.
Click here and give your tastemonial.
by rperazag July 20, 2010
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'Go Tweet Yourself'

Online variation of "Go Fuck Yourself" used when flooded with useless tweets.
"Hey Johnson... stop the tweet hemorrhage. 'Go Tweet Yourself' jerk!
by rperazag June 19, 2010
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