Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

Suck Huge

An extremely disappointing situation.

A: "How do you feel about your wife not remembering anything about you."
B: "Suck huge Alzheimer."

by rperazag July 03, 2010

Suck Huge

An extremely negative state of affairs which is deeply disturbing.

A: "So... your wife doesn´t recognize you anymore?
B: "Yes... Alzheimer disease."
A: "Well, does must suck huge."
B: "Yes it does."

by rperazag July 03, 2010

Falling in lust

Confusing horniness with love.

Tiger lost his shirt by falling in lust.

Fanny can´t wait ´till saturday to fall in lust.

by rperazag May 01, 2010

Personate

To pretend to be someone you are not.

"It amazes me every time you personate, when we both know you are just a pathetic run-of-the-mill pretentious loser with an
affected grandeur bent."

by rperazag July 23, 2010

Burger Kill

To die after being punched and knocked to the ground during a scuffle with a disgruntled fast food employee.

A 67-year-old man police believe was homeless, died after being punched and knocked to the ground during a scuffle with a 20-year-old Burger King employee in Detroit; authorities ruled the death a Burger Kill.

by rperazag December 11, 2010

Something is technically wrong

Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.

"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."

Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.

by rperazag June 15, 2010