rperazag's definitions

exponential growth

The best boner you can get from a chick.

Mary is the most awesome lover I´ve ever had, she gives me exponential growth every single time we mess around.

by rperazag May 10, 2010

Rape-axe

Invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers from South Africa, the “anti-rape” female condom, the "Rape-axe", has jagged teeth that hooks onto a man’s penis during penetration. Once latched on to a man, the device can only be removed by a doctor.

X: "Yo... why walkin´so weird?"
Y: "Oh man... fooling around I got caught by a Rape-axe."

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Fetal error

Unwanted pregnancy.

Where is Shaneen? Haven´t seen here in ages.
Was sent to grandma´s in Brooklyn.
Why?
Fetal error.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

B.G. (Before Google)

Time lapse that ended on September 4th 1998 with the foundation of Google Inc.

Our Donald was born in 1997 B.G. (Before Google).

by rperazag August 11, 2010

hotshot

A smaller-than-usual condom marketed to 13- to-15-year-olds

C´mon man! Stop pretending you are an adult African-American... get a hotshot.

by rperazag December 19, 2010

Booger Theorem

“Sometimes you gotta say “What the Fuck”, make your move. Every now and then, saying “What the Fuck”, brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.”
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)

"Man... I can´t take it anymore, Cindy is making my life so miserable and, to make it worse, I think she is doin´the laundry to that Arts Professor."
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!

by rperazag June 21, 2010

did i kill your sister or something?

Question to be made when you feel treated unfairly, made responsible for something you didn´t do, or ordered to do something you feel not responsible for.

"Ok Alysa, take the dog for a walk"
"But Mom...did i kill your sister or something?

by rperazag June 16, 2010