God’s favorite word is "Come"

Signpost at church´s entrance in Pennsylvania.

I knew it... God’s favorite word is "Come"!

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Tocophobia

Fear of pregnancy. In case you didn’t know, pregnancy = children.

A. "Oh sweetheart, I am so thrilled about our wedding..."
B. "Me too, living together will be great mutual support to our career development."
A. "Yes, and as a family with few children."
B. "I know Sarah but, first things first."
A. "What? C´mon... Do you suffer tocophobia?"

by rperazag June 22, 2010

The Ring of Doom

The ring you get from your divorced mother and that you give to the girl you propose.

A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."

by rperazag July 16, 2010

trashedy

The dismal (disastrous; state of affairs characterized by ineptitude, dullness, or a lack of merit) level of current american culture.
The life story of a human wreck.
A life stupidly wasted.

"The declining level of american education is just a sign of a national trashedy."
"Our marriage?.... Ummm... the normal trashedy!

by rperazag December 12, 2010

Serious Delirium

When you get stuck in a state of extreme excitement that doesn´t seem to go away, no matter what you do.

A: "Oh man... she finally called."
B: "Swells big time bro!"
A: "No way Jose... now I am caught in serious delirium!"

by rperazag July 06, 2010

Bingo Bus

Time for retirement.
Too tired for daring.
Busing services offered to Bingo patrons.

Man, I am too old for this, I think I better get on the Bingo Bus.

by rperazag July 28, 2010

Do Ants Have Assholes?

Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.

Yo... The Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill... Do Ants Have Assholes?

by rperazag June 13, 2010