Rivorus

To be vertically challenged and/or to have undersized male genitalia.

"Hell, man, at least you aren't Rivorus."

by Ross March 21, 2003

bum fluff

fluff thats on ya bum...

*imaging man picking arse*

umm found piece of 'bum fluff'

by Ross January 31, 2003

arseflaps

Arse Flaps
Someone with a rather large fatty arse, when they move, the fat 'flaps'

Insulting because, not many people like 1)referal to their arse and 2) not many people like being called a fat arse

Used by Dani Filth

Hey arseflaps...

She's so fat, her arseflaps

by Ross April 19, 2005

huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

by Ross October 31, 2004

chocolate freeway

A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'chocolate' freeway"

Jack inserted his cock into Peters arse for a rough ride down the chocolate freeway.

by Ross February 10, 2002

Butsekz

The true spelling of anal sex.

It really hurt to sit down after mass amounts of butsekz.

by Ross May 13, 2005

jewbie

jewbie comes from my producer and it means ghetto as in bad, ugly, dumb

with that duct tape on your phone, it looks jewbie

by Ross March 01, 2005