Definitions by rosenovarocks
Hover
When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.
Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.
Hover by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022
Bad News Brown
(Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
Bad News Brown by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021
Empire Today
Empire Today by rosenovarocks September 2, 2021
Don’t try to teach a pig to sing
Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.
Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.
Don’t try to teach a pig to sing by rosenovarocks August 13, 2021
Best of both worlds
When you take both an upper and a downer at the same time and experience visions and side effects from both drugs
Miley Virus (singing): “You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Chill it out, take it slow, then you rock out the show! You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Take both pills together, then you know you got the best of both worlds!”
Best of both worlds by rosenovarocks July 27, 2021
Empire Today
A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
Empire Today by rosenovarocks July 23, 2021
Manwich
Narrator (Singing): “Oh mama don’t you make me another meatloaf, forget the mac and cheese, I want some fun piled in my buns, I want a Manwich please, make tonight a Manwich night”
TV viewer: “Stop dancing and eat the damn burger ffs!”
TV viewer: “Stop dancing and eat the damn burger ffs!”
Manwich by rosenovarocks July 17, 2021