Definitions by rosenovarocks
Bad News Brown
(Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
Bad News Brown by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021
Empire Today
Empire Today by rosenovarocks September 2, 2021
Don’t try to teach a pig to sing
Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.
Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.
Don’t try to teach a pig to sing by rosenovarocks August 13, 2021
Best of both worlds
When you take both an upper and a downer at the same time and experience visions and side effects from both drugs
Miley Virus (singing): “You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Chill it out, take it slow, then you rock out the show! You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Take both pills together, then you know you got the best of both worlds!”
Best of both worlds by rosenovarocks July 27, 2021
Empire Today
A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
Empire Today by rosenovarocks July 23, 2021
Manwich
Narrator (Singing): “Oh mama don’t you make me another meatloaf, forget the mac and cheese, I want some fun piled in my buns, I want a Manwich please, make tonight a Manwich night”
TV viewer: “Stop dancing and eat the damn burger ffs!”
TV viewer: “Stop dancing and eat the damn burger ffs!”
Manwich by rosenovarocks July 17, 2021
Bam-bam
A sexual move where a girl smashes her boyfriend’s penis repeatedly with a metal baseball bat, then he takes his swollen manjunk and smacks her ass repeatedly to satisfy her and turn her on, then the two clap back at each other and holler like yard apes.
Due to his penis being shattered into pieces, Chris will never go out with Sarah again after she did the ol’ classic Bam-bam on him.
Bam-bam by rosenovarocks July 10, 2021