Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.
Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
by rosenovarocks June 02, 2020
Get the destroy the toiletmug. A self-entitled Karen/Kevin who lives on a diet of McDonald’s food and gets fat from it. When a McFatfuck notices a mistake in their order or simply doesn’t get their way, they tend to get furious and throw a McFit.
Angry Entitled Karen: “GIVE MEEE MAH MONEEEEY BACK BITCH!!!!” (destroys a McDonald’s over being told the milkshake machine is broken)
Bystander: “Geez she is such a McFatfuck, like wasn’t she just in here 3 hours ago?”
Bystander: “Geez she is such a McFatfuck, like wasn’t she just in here 3 hours ago?”
by rosenovarocks March 14, 2021
Get the McFatfuckmug. Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”
by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024
Get the Toss the saladmug. A triple combo is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous relationship of four people with one person being dominant over the other three. The three non dominant partners are to sit on a love seat, couch, or bed next to each other in a fetal position with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person then uses a switch, flogger, or belt and quickly whips all three partners across the ass at the same time really hard, followed by a chorus of, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” from the partners. The dominant person then finishes it off by swinging their tool of choice around like a lasso, spinning around while spanking their own ass, and hollering, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”
Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow to each other that they’ll never go home with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them get butt surgery.
by rosenovarocks April 24, 2024
Get the Triple combomug. (Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021
Get the Bad News Brownmug. When you take both an upper and a downer at the same time and experience visions and side effects from both drugs
Miley Virus (singing): “You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Chill it out, take it slow, then you rock out the show! You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Take both pills together, then you know you got the best of both worlds!”
by rosenovarocks July 27, 2021
Get the Best of both worldsmug. A lesbian handgun is a sexual move performed by a lesbian couple. When performing this move during sex, the girls make a handgun shape with their index and middle fingers and jerk each other off in the vagina.
Tina and Devin got fired from their jobs because Karen caught them doing the lesbian handgun in the women’s bathroom and ratted them out to HR.
by rosenovarocks April 27, 2024
Get the Lesbian handgunmug.