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A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
by rosenovarocks July 23, 2021
Get the Empire Today mug.A conga line of fuck is a type of orgy where a group of people are formed into a conga line. All participants other than the leader and caboose are to have their dicks inserted into the receiver’s rectum and the giver’s dick inserted into their rectum. The line leader is to play the bongos unless there are enough participants to form an Ouroboros. Females can participate in this act too, but will be required to wear a strap on.
Daniel: “Hey, do you want to do a conga line of fuck with me and Jason on Saturday night?”
Caleb: “Sorry dude, I can’t this time. My ass still hurts from when Jason blew his load into me the last time we did that.”
Caleb: “Sorry dude, I can’t this time. My ass still hurts from when Jason blew his load into me the last time we did that.”
by rosenovarocks May 10, 2025
Get the Conga line of fuck mug.Narrator (Singing): “Oh mama don’t you make me another meatloaf, forget the mac and cheese, I want some fun piled in my buns, I want a Manwich please, make tonight a Manwich night”
TV viewer: “Stop dancing and eat the damn burger ffs!”
TV viewer: “Stop dancing and eat the damn burger ffs!”
by rosenovarocks July 17, 2021
Get the Manwich mug.When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.
Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.
by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022
Get the Hover mug.The craziest bitch you'll ever meet. A Wendy is usually in her mid to late 40's. She's a complete skank and fugly (fuckin' ugly) slut who is probably the reason for your parents' divorce. Wendys are overly demanding and try to take control/ruin other people's lives. She also drags your father around by the dick, so therefore, he can't defend you or his family. Wendys also claim they're all about Jesus, the Bible, and going to church, when really, they are the biggest hypocrites, treat others like total dogshit, commit sins six days a week, and think they're forgiven on Sunday morning just by showing up at church. They are nothing but Sunday Christians and BBBs (Bible Banging Bitches). No one wants a Wendy in their life.
Agnostic kid: "I'm so not going to church with Dad and his skanky bitch this weekend. His wife thinks she's all that and thinks she did nothing wrong."
Mom: "You don't have to, son. It's her own fault your father and I split up. She's such a Wendy."
Mom: "You don't have to, son. It's her own fault your father and I split up. She's such a Wendy."
by rosenovarocks April 15, 2020
Get the Wendy mug.A triple combo is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous relationship of four people with one person being dominant over the other three. The three non dominant partners are to sit on a love seat, couch, or bed next to each other in a fetal position with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person then uses a switch, flogger, or belt and quickly whips all three partners across the ass at the same time really hard, followed by a chorus of, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” from the partners. The dominant person then finishes it off by swinging their tool of choice around like a lasso, spinning around while spanking their ass, and hollering, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”
Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow to each other that they’ll never go home with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them get butt surgery.
by rosenovarocks April 14, 2024
Get the Triple combo mug.A sexual move where a girl smashes her boyfriend’s penis repeatedly with a metal baseball bat, then he takes his swollen manjunk and smacks her ass repeatedly to satisfy her and turn her on, then the two clap back at each other and holler like yard apes.
Due to his penis being shattered into pieces, Chris will never go out with Sarah again after she did the ol’ classic Bam-bam on him.
by rosenovarocks July 10, 2021
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