Definitions by rosenovarocks

Triple combo 

A triple combo is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous relationship of four people with one person being dominant over the other three. The three non dominant partners are to sit on a love seat, couch, or bed next to each other in a fetal position with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person then uses a switch, flogger, or belt and quickly whips all three partners across the ass at the same time really hard, followed by a chorus of, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” from the partners. The dominant person then finishes it off by swinging their tool of choice around like a lasso, spinning around while spanking their ass, and hollering, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”

Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow to each other that they’ll never go home with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them get butt surgery.

Triple combo by rosenovarocks April 14, 2024

Triple combo 

A triple combo is a type of sexual move with four people in a polyamorous relationship and one person of the group is dominant over the other three partners. It’s a spanking maneuver where the three non-dominant partners are sitting together in a fetal position on a love seat with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person takes either a whip, a flogger, or a belt, then very quickly, spanks all three non-dominant individuals across their butts at once, followed by said individuals hollering, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” in unison. The dominant person then whips the tool used around in the air like a lasso while spinning around and spanking their own ass and roars, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”

Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow that they will never have a foursome with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them end up getting butt surgery.

Triple combo by rosenovarocks April 11, 2024

Pirate 

The Pirate is a sexual move where you’re doing oral sex with your partner. It starts with sucking on your partner’s whistle/lips to the point where they’re climaxing. When you sense they’re about to have a boner/orgasm, quickly back off and holler, “THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!” like a pirate, and watch as your partner shoots their liquid all over the place.

Extra points awarded if you’re dressed as a pirate.

Jason didn’t realize that Jessie had that hidden talent with her pussy until she asked to do the Pirate with him.

Pirate by rosenovarocks April 9, 2024

Parrot 

The Parrot is a sexual act where someone wants oral sex with their partner. Person A calls to Person B, “Squawk! Polly wants a hot dog/fish sandwich!” Person B is to holler, “Arggghhh!” like a pirate and allow person A to munch on their dick/pussy. Extra points awarded if the person giving head or lips is wearing a pirate costume.

Jason did the Parrot with Julie and he vows he will never do that again because he felt violated over her going outta town munching on his ten foot dick.

Parrot by rosenovarocks March 10, 2024

3 way cowgirl 

A 3 way cowgirl is basically a threesome version of the reverse cowgirl. While the first guy is laying on his back and the girl is straddling him and having his penis plugged into her vagina, the second guy is straddled above the first guy’s face, and has his balls dangling in his mouth. Another way the side dude can participate is if he stood straddled above the first guy’s legs with his penis in the girl’s face, therefore she’s sucking his balls.

Jason and Jessie invited Caleb to do the 3 way cowgirl with them. Caleb was bi-curious and had a thing for Jason, so he wanted to give him some head.

3 way cowgirl by rosenovarocks February 13, 2024

You’re not right, but you’re not left either 

A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter

Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”

You’re not right, but you’re not left either by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022

Hover 

When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.

Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.

Hover by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022