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The Pirate is a sexual move where you’re doing oral sex with your partner. It starts with sucking on your partner’s whistle/lips to the point where they’re climaxing. When you sense they’re about to have a boner/orgasm, quickly back off and holler, “THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!” like a pirate, and watch as your partner shoots their liquid all over the place.
Extra points awarded if you’re dressed as a pirate.
Extra points awarded if you’re dressed as a pirate.
Jason didn’t realize that Jessie had that hidden talent with her pussy until she asked to do the Pirate with him.
by rosenovarocks April 9, 2024
Get the Pirate mug.A high school art teacher and track/cross-country coach famous for his throat punches and catchphrase, “What the?” He is also well known for his off-color jokes and calling his students names like wedgeheads, dingbats, nimrods, and sons of biscuits. Don’t take his nicknames for his students personally bc he jokes with students like that in a way of saying he likes them.
Spencer: “Did you hear that Riley was sent home after Mr. Quisno throat punched him for ‘being a wedgehead’?”
by rosenovarocks February 13, 2021
Get the Mr. Quisno mug.Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.
Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.
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Get the Empire Today mug.A four-way reverse cowgirl is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous group of four people. Two of the partners are to mount in the traditional reverse cowgirl position. The third partner squats over the horse’s face and dangles their dick/pussy in their mouth. The fourth partner straddles over the horse’s legs and swipes their dick/pussy in the cowgirl’s face.
Jason and Caleb chickened out on having sex with Jessica and Katelyn when they insisted on doing the four-way reverse cowgirl.
by rosenovarocks April 24, 2024
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Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
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