roller's definitions

smiggle

n. A cigarette, moke, choker, or cancer stick.

Dude: Eh, let me bum a smiggle.

by roller May 29, 2005

choker

n. A cigarette, smiggle, moke, or cancer stick

Dude: Eh dog, lemme get a choker.

by roller May 29, 2005

bumpy

n. Seagram's Gin. Known as bumpy because of its bumpy bottle.

Me: I got a bottle of the bumpy, a 2 liter of Canada Dry and got all blotto.

by roller May 29, 2005

Dearborn

n. Dearborn, MI. A suburb of Detroit. Hometown to Ford Motor Company and Henry Ford. The east side is populated with mostly Arabic people. The west side is populated with old white people and bored teenagers. The old people say "Dearburn" instead of "Dearborn".

Dearborn is pretty much gay.

by roller July 15, 2008

the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

by roller May 29, 2005

the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

by roller May 29, 2005

melonius assault

What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.

Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.

by roller June 10, 2005