by Roland819 December 13, 2006
1. Human sacrifices offered to the gods of the Mayan people usually were captured Mayan enemies. 2. The act of being put down in front of high ranking managers by someone who isn't qualified to speak on your behalf nor provides factual information about yourself but are impowered to do anything about it because you aren't in attendance during the procedings.
1. Apocalypto has some kicking Mayan sacrifices particularily the heart extractions rock. 2. Karen offered you up in Mayan sacrifice in front of the VP of Sales and corp CEO. You might as well sell fish taco's in Clute because your promotability has been flushed down the crapper.
by Roland819 December 06, 2006
The art of supplying a truthful response to someone's nagging, busy bodied question(s) such that the person feels as though their question has been satisfactorily answered but yet do not understand the answer and are unable to provide a follow up question to gain clarification for fear of appearing to be a dumbass when basically having to repeat the question.
I laid the Sifu on Jessica when she asked where I was last week. She's still clueless and has left me alone about it.
by Roland819 December 06, 2006
Imaginary Indian tribe of which one becomes an honorary member when they don't give a fuck about anything anymore
by Roland819 November 23, 2006
One of the primary instruments used by bands that consist of dumb, toothless, morons from the hills aka hillbillys. Usually accompanied by the jug and spoons as well as the single, clothes-wire, washtub bass.
by Roland819 November 23, 2006
1. Roland (Frankish: Hruodland, Italian: Orlando) is a character in medieval and Renaissance literature, the chief paladin of Charlemagne and a central figure in the Matter of France. It is thought the title character of the 12th century Song of Roland, which recounts his final stand against the Muslims during the Battle of Roncevaux Pass, is based on a real person who died in that battle (under different circumstances), but the authors of most later chansons de geste and the Renaissance epics Orlando innamorato and Orlando furioso made little attempt to establish historical accuracy.
2. From the The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language. Roland{1}. A masculine given name. Roland{2}. n. A lengendary paladin and nephew of Charlemange killed in the battle against the Saracens at Roncesvalles.
3. An individual of high intellect, fun loving and irresistible to women.
2. From the The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language. Roland{1}. A masculine given name. Roland{2}. n. A lengendary paladin and nephew of Charlemange killed in the battle against the Saracens at Roncesvalles.
3. An individual of high intellect, fun loving and irresistible to women.
1. There exists only one historical mention of a French Roland, found in the section of Vita Karoli Magni on Roncevaux Pass, written by Charlemagne's courtier and biographer Einhard.
2. Gawd girl! That guy is such a Roland
2. Gawd girl! That guy is such a Roland
by Roland819 November 29, 2006
by Roland819 November 23, 2006