roland819's definitions

Sifu

The art of supplying a truthful response to someone's nagging, busy bodied question(s) such that the person feels as though their question has been satisfactorily answered but yet do not understand the answer and are unable to provide a follow up question to gain clarification for fear of appearing to be a dumbass when basically having to repeat the question.

I laid the Sifu on Jessica when she asked where I was last week. She's still clueless and has left me alone about it.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

BOI

An acronym/term used primarily in tourist plagued islands like Hawaii, Galveston, Jamaica, etc., signifying that an individual is a local and born on the island (BOI).

Hey brah, I was BOI and proud of it so get de fock off my island, mon.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

MOTS

Acronym for more of the same.

Jimmy said he would change his ways but it was MOTS bullshit.

by Roland819 December 16, 2006

ebull

Bullshit created on or delivered by way of the internet via email or online messenging.

Sandra's email is full of propagandistic ebull.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

lab

Term used by smokers to describe a smoking location in a location that has banned smoking.

Rosie I'll meet you at the lab in five minutes. In the mean time pick up a pack and some matches.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Schaudenfreude

The act of gaining enjoyment from another person's misery.

Dude! Slow down, let me rubber neck that fatality car accident and catch me some Schaudenfreude.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Mayan Sacrifice

1. Human sacrifices offered to the gods of the Mayan people usually were captured Mayan enemies. 2. The act of being put down in front of high ranking managers by someone who isn't qualified to speak on your behalf nor provides factual information about yourself but are impowered to do anything about it because you aren't in attendance during the procedings.

1. Apocalypto has some kicking Mayan sacrifices particularily the heart extractions rock. 2. Karen offered you up in Mayan sacrifice in front of the VP of Sales and corp CEO. You might as well sell fish taco's in Clute because your promotability has been flushed down the crapper.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006