Definitions by roland819

Fuckowie 

Imaginary Indian tribe of which one becomes an honorary member when they don't give a fuck about anything anymore

Gawd, John has become such a Fuckowie since fucking himself up in the auto accident

Fuckowie by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Fiss 

A weak, barely audible fart of weak smell potency usually generated by petite women. Hard to detect because it is not accompanied by the moustache-hair-burning odor common to most recognizable farts. Low on Scoville Scale Heat Units, SHU's.

Karen, did you just fiss or was that a hiss coming from the jukebox?

Fiss by Roland819 November 23, 2006

hisself 

Used in place of the word "himself" by non-educated, moronic, toothless wonders from the "hills" or the "hood". Usually heard in overabundance at NASCAR events.

Yup! He nearly pissed hisself, he was laughing so hard, yuk, yuk, yuk,..,

hisself by Roland819 November 23, 2006

lab

Term used by smokers to describe a smoking location in a location that has banned smoking.

Rosie I'll meet you at the lab in five minutes. In the mean time pick up a pack and some matches.

lab by Roland819 November 23, 2006

membroid 

One who is a member of something but considered to be a cross between a member of the group and a hemorrhoid by other members and basically considered to be a pain in the ass.

Family gatherings are so much fun until my wife's membroid relatives show up.

membroid by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Ime

A state of self-absorbtion or a self-absorbing person, usually of female persuasion; who cares, talks and writes about nothing else but herself. Usually starts conversations and emails with "I" and whose subjects solely revolve around the words "I" and "me". Thus, "I" + "me" = "Ime".

"Kathy is such am Ime when we try to decide what to do for the evening. If it isn't what she wants we don't do it".

Once again Tina's war and peace email screams Ime. Why can't she leave it be?

Ime by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Schaudenfreude 

The act of gaining enjoyment from another person's misery.

Dude! Slow down, let me rubber neck that fatality car accident and catch me some Schaudenfreude.

Schaudenfreude by Roland819 November 23, 2006