doored

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

by roger February 03, 2004

jocko homo

a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he's obviously a neandertal and/or gay. Almost always from the suburbs.(Thus it is practically a synonym for "male suburbanite")

Yo, look who's cruising down the main drag in their white Jeep on a Friday night lookin' to get some- it's species jocko homo!

by roger January 29, 2004

hummer

1. Similar to a blowjob, but more pleasurable to the ass clown giving it than to the Boofer getting it.
2. Also know as "gobbling" one's stuff...

"Darren is an ass clown, but he gives great hummers", said Jace.

by Roger February 26, 2003

briggsy

word known around in states such new york, new jersey, and very little in Pennsylvania. means to be full of lots of stories, some being real but the majority fake. word also found in the dictionary next to bull shitter and liar and if you don't believe it then go look for yourself.

briggsy jinxed the axeman leaving philly by buying his hat

by roger March 02, 2005

bit it

a general term for what you did when you get doored, face plant or somehow trip, slip or otherwise fall

Jim's skateboard landed on gravel. That's when he bit it.

by roger February 03, 2004

Spearsy

1) Crazy Dog Lady
2) Alcoholic

You'll end up like Spearsy

by Roger December 30, 2003

Dunkpug

An extremely smelly vagina.

I was just about to go down on Sally but I could smell that she had a dunkpug and decided not to.

by Roger December 29, 2004