60 definitions by roger

Admiral Perry

1. Commanding officer of the "Butt Pirate Navy" (1994-present).
2. A gay male who has a flat spot on his head to rest your drink while he gives you a hummer.
(also "Rear Admiral Perry")

All sailors of the Butt Pirate Navy were assembled for a demonstration by Admiral Perry on proper fudge packing.

by roger February 26, 2003

peanøtter

Samme som clitoris. "Spise peanøtter=slikke klitoris"

Slikke man klitoris, så blir den stor som en peanøtt

by roger November 27, 2004

fantastic coward

a guy that is real cocky and who thinks he's "too hot to handle" but in actuallity is just a big pussy that still sucks on his mommy's tits

kevin is such a fantastic coward cause he thinks he can play ball but was too scared to try out for the basketball team cause everyone was bigger than him

by roger February 23, 2005

Jizz Mitt

The girl in the office everyone has had sex with. Syn: Cum Glove

I porked the Jizz Mitt last night, but dont tell anyone, so did larry.

by roger October 17, 2003

snoggle

A snuggle with "extras" AS used in an episode of "The Simpsons"

Homer and Madge are in bed. Madge looks loving and says "Let's Snoggle"

by roger December 7, 2004

Queef

A yummy mexican snack

My sloppy china is a queef taco

by roger May 19, 2004

boofer

A white male who likes his dick sucked by other males; usually named Jay or Jace

Jace doesn't have a girl friend because he's a Boofer.

by roger February 25, 2003