roger's definitions

Dunkpug

An extremely smelly vagina.

I was just about to go down on Sally but I could smell that she had a dunkpug and decided not to.

by Roger December 29, 2004

Spearsy

1) Crazy Dog Lady
2) Alcoholic

You'll end up like Spearsy

by Roger December 30, 2003

Gansey

the name of a overtime dominator. can be found in the burn down town of Morgantown

Gansey had 29 pts in the 2OT win against Wake Forest and 10 pts in regulation that means 19 pts came in only 10 minutes of play(2OT's)

by Roger April 7, 2005

Huve

Huve is one of the most merciless arena players known to EverQuest. Well known for destroying lowbies.

Yeah, Huve is in the arena again; we are leaving.

by Roger October 14, 2004

doored

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

by roger February 3, 2004

jocko homo

a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he's obviously a neandertal and/or gay. Almost always from the suburbs.(Thus it is practically a synonym for "male suburbanite")

Yo, look who's cruising down the main drag in their white Jeep on a Friday night lookin' to get some- it's species jocko homo!

by roger January 29, 2004

hummer

1. Similar to a blowjob, but more pleasurable to the ass clown giving it than to the Boofer getting it.
2. Also know as "gobbling" one's stuff...

"Darren is an ass clown, but he gives great hummers", said Jace.

by Roger February 26, 2003