Destruction Porn

Bought to light during an episode of, "The Colbert Report," Destruction Porn brings to light any movie that involves great lengths of explosions, demolitions, collapses, or anything else that can be decimated. See also disaster porn, or anything created by Michael Bay.

"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report

John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"

Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"

John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"

by Roberto August 07, 2009

Beav-mobile

Whatever vehicle Doug Graham happens to be driving.

Why is the passenger in the Beav Mobile always a guy?

by roberto September 18, 2003

Magpie

1. One who never shuts up, and snitches on others.

Jim Harris was a magpie, when he found out his sister was drunk, he told his parents.

by Roberto March 09, 2003

rubbertoe

a toe made out of rubber.

in online gaming, the name of a player with style who's real name is roberto.

i am roberto; i am rubbertoe

by roberto May 24, 2004

ecosystem

An ecological community together with its environment, functioning as a unit.

cool animals live in an ecosystem

by Roberto April 08, 2005

dirt bangin

To have sex directly in or on top of dirt, sand or any type or uncovered earth that has not been prepared post coital. This can be made even more memorable if no protection is used.

"Chris banged that girl in the dirt next to the tree in the backyard, and he didn't use a rubber."

by Roberto April 28, 2005

titix

Short for "titty fix", which is the need to see and/or feel female breasts; can come in porn and/or human contact

Amanda, Im either going to get my titix from you or the centerfold.

by Roberto November 11, 2004