Destruction Porn

Bought to light during an episode of, "The Colbert Report," Destruction Porn brings to light any movie that involves great lengths of explosions, demolitions, collapses, or anything else that can be decimated. See also disaster porn, or anything created by Michael Bay.

"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report

John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"

Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"

John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"

by Roberto August 07, 2009

-zors

Also z0rs, z0r5, zorz, etc.

Suffix often attached to random words. Similar to xors.

Often used in conjunction with uber.

For example,

Dudezors, that's uber1337zors. J00 roxors my boxors! Wowzors.

by Roberto October 10, 2003

Beav-mobile

Whatever vehicle Doug Graham happens to be driving.

Why is the passenger in the Beav Mobile always a guy?

by roberto September 18, 2003

rubbertoe

a toe made out of rubber.

in online gaming, the name of a player with style who's real name is roberto.

i am roberto; i am rubbertoe

by roberto May 24, 2004

Magpie

1. One who never shuts up, and snitches on others.

Jim Harris was a magpie, when he found out his sister was drunk, he told his parents.

by Roberto March 09, 2003

cock talk

The act of trying to persuade a female to sleep with you.

"I can't believe you spent all night Cock Talking to that girl, and all you got was a handjob."

by Roberto February 24, 2005

cuga

an extreme hoser. usually found roaming in the wilderness in search of other hosers to eat for dinner.

Did you see that cuga run by?

by Roberto March 23, 2004