6 definitions by robenk
Sleep that is not had in your own bed, safe (most of the time) in your own home. i.e. in a gutter, ditch, field, or a bed belonging to someone else! Thus risking any number of things happening to you.
A man woke up naked in a field with several poker chips stuck to his "member", and a tatoo of Tony Blair on both his buttocks. When picked up by police and asked what happened, he said "i guess i drank so much yesterday evening that i suffered a whole night of unprotected sleep".
by robenk January 11, 2007
noun. (second definition).
A special type of dynamnite, the only weapon human kind has against those 50000 dimensional bad boys, the mooninites themselves.
A special type of dynamnite, the only weapon human kind has against those 50000 dimensional bad boys, the mooninites themselves.
Fred: God damn those mooninites to hell! A bunch of them came in the night, shaved the dogs, took all the tea cups and spread moon dust everywhere.
George: Don't worry mate. I've got my hands on a few sticks of mooninite. Call Bill, we'll need his car. We're gonna blow their little arses back to the moon. Oh yeah, and bring the itching powder and bleach, we'll giv'em a little something to send them on their way.
George: Don't worry mate. I've got my hands on a few sticks of mooninite. Call Bill, we'll need his car. We're gonna blow their little arses back to the moon. Oh yeah, and bring the itching powder and bleach, we'll giv'em a little something to send them on their way.
by robenk February 2, 2007
Can be seen as a favorite party activity or a form of torture . A ginger beer bottle is shaken vigorously, popped open then shoved into someones arse before all the fizz comes out. Obviously when the fizz DOES come out, considering its new environment, well like i said, can be taken as a favorite party activity (for SOME) or a form of torture.
George: *running* How did those bastards find our hide out?
Adam: *running faster* They caught billy and questioned him...
George: Ha! So the little wimp told 'em everything after a few punches and kicks eh?
Adam: *slowing* No...they gave him the...
Enemy gang member #1: Yep, that's right. And you two are in for the same treatment.
Enemy gang member #2: Oh...what's this?...Why its two bottles of ginger beer! Mmmm...here that fizz?
Enemy gang member #3: Hope you brought a change of underwear
Enemy gang member #4: Right, grab 'em....that's it....bend 'em over!
Enemy gang member #5: Get ready boys! Its GINGER BEER TIME!!!
Adam: *running faster* They caught billy and questioned him...
George: Ha! So the little wimp told 'em everything after a few punches and kicks eh?
Adam: *slowing* No...they gave him the...
Enemy gang member #1: Yep, that's right. And you two are in for the same treatment.
Enemy gang member #2: Oh...what's this?...Why its two bottles of ginger beer! Mmmm...here that fizz?
Enemy gang member #3: Hope you brought a change of underwear
Enemy gang member #4: Right, grab 'em....that's it....bend 'em over!
Enemy gang member #5: Get ready boys! Its GINGER BEER TIME!!!
by robenk January 24, 2007
Bob: Hey! Look at that sumo wrestler! He's got long hair and sun glasses!
Mark: Hehe, he's got a gotie as well.
Bob: He looks a bit pale too.
Mark: Hehe, I bet his name's Ary.
Mark: Hehe, he's got a gotie as well.
Bob: He looks a bit pale too.
Mark: Hehe, I bet his name's Ary.
by robenk January 13, 2007
The souls of the millions of amoeba that die needlessly everyday enjoy their wait for the final judgement, by the Great Amoeba God, at the Deceased Amoeba Party (DAP).
by robenk January 19, 2007
Constable: Sergent, those hoodlums are smashing in all the windows again and have knocked corporal alan unconscious.
Segrent: right lad, round up the boys, this is a code red, you know what to do.
Constable: time to kick ar....i mean "prod buttock" sir?
Sergent: right you are constable. oh and bring big joe and alfie, looks like we're going to have a lot of prodding this time. hop to it lad!
Segrent: right lad, round up the boys, this is a code red, you know what to do.
Constable: time to kick ar....i mean "prod buttock" sir?
Sergent: right you are constable. oh and bring big joe and alfie, looks like we're going to have a lot of prodding this time. hop to it lad!
by robenk January 24, 2007