rob's definitions

Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

by rob April 4, 2003

Stray

A straight man who dress and/or acts gay. Commonly have lisps and enjoy arts/culture. Similar to but not altogether the same as Metrosexual . Also, see British

Although I act gay, I'm actually just stray. Which basically means the same thing, except if you try to stick anything up my ass I will knock you out.

by Rob March 14, 2005

chitties

Its when girls have tits that look big, but they are just chub, not real tits.

Dude 1: DAYUM That girl over there has some HUGE cans.
Dude 2: Dont trip bro, they are only chitties.

by rob July 25, 2002

hexxan

The gayest member of UM.

Oh no! Tis Hexxan! Hide!

by Rob June 5, 2003

e.m.s.p

early morning stoned pimp

kid rock is the esmp of the damn nation!!!

by rob May 13, 2005

Gangsta Rap

As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Talent (Rap has none)
2: Melodies and notes (Rap has none)
3: Instruments (Samplers and Turntables aren't instruments. Guitars, Pianos, Saxes, Drums Trumpets ect. are...and by the way, Rap has none)

Anyone who sings (is that singing?) gangsta rap is not even "gangsta". They'd be dead in a second if they went to 'da hood'.

by Rob October 10, 2005