rob's definitions

Helpdesk

The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment

Helpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel

by Rob February 16, 2004

wiggette

A white girl who wishes she was black.

Sarah is such a wiggette; her and all of her friends wish they were black.

by rob February 16, 2004

Niff

Jack-off into the hand of someone, and get it all nice and sticky. Tickle the person's face with a feather or such and see what they do...

to niff someone, to be niffed, or I am niffing.

by Rob February 18, 2004

Pumper

Replacement word for wanker or cunt

What a Pumper!

by Rob February 22, 2004

miak stomach

The feeling you get in your stomach when u consume milk in too quick a time. Simply a heavy feeling in your stomach, with bad cases resulting in vomit, and good cases simply soothing your insides. Can be a good or bad thing.

Ohhh, that Big M gave me miak stomach!

by Rob February 23, 2004

sinker

A piece of lead tied to a fishing line to cast futher/ makes the bait go down below those fucked surface dwellers, toads, sweep. Little bait robbin mother fuckers.

fucking toads, they take your bait and puff up like a marshmallow

by Rob February 25, 2004

draft

verb meaning to follow extremely close to the car in front of you at high speeds

Damn this guy is drafting me. Why does he want to get up on my ass

by Rob February 26, 2004