rob's definitions

stoned

just get a gravity bong (you wont cough, dont worry you beginers) and take 5 fat hits right after another. you will KNOW what "stoned" is.

breathe in the air, hold it in like youre holding your breath, and keep it like that until your brain starts feeling funny, you are now stoned

by rob June 27, 2003

jessica simpson

A extremely suggestive Bimbo who pretends to be a good Christian

Jessica Simpson was good enough a Christian to say so on SIN H1 and SIN TV and good enough a Christian to supporte George W Bush yet she couldnt find anything in the Bible that would convinve her to give one cent to tsunami relief

by ROB January 16, 2005

Jupatarlai

Planet outside of our solar system near the edge of the milky way.

"Welcome to planet Jupatarlai!"

by Rob December 24, 2003

ninja bike

An idiotic and naive reference to any motorcycle that resembles the famous line of motorcycles from Kawasaki. More accurately termed sportbike. Sometimes called crotch rocket as well. Often inaccurately lumped together as a group of any non-cruiser motorcycles.

Dude:Hey baby you wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle
Chick: That depends, Is it a Harley or a ninja bike?

by Rob March 3, 2006

phagz0r

Relating to fags(phag)s. a person who is a fag

Stfu you silly little phagz0r

by Rob July 11, 2004

coonie

a gay person

you see that coonie?

by rob April 18, 2004

Blackillac

Any vehicle of the Cadillac brand which has been extensively and personally stylized by its stylish African-American owner.

-me: Man, you have a nice Blackillac. Wish I had one!

-Blackillac driver: You can't, you're white.

-me: <frown>

by Rob April 24, 2008