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uva

University of Virginia Avenue- Otherwise known as Indian River Community College because it's main campus resides on Virginia Avenue in Ft. Pierce, Florida
Jermoe: Yo man you go to UVA too
Darnel: Yea, only got shot at once
Jermoe: tight
by Rob December 28, 2003
mugGet the uvamug.

Massel

A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.
Stop being such a Massel.

Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.

Masseltov.
by Rob July 14, 2004
mugGet the Masselmug.

John Kerry

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.
Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!
by Rob August 18, 2006
mugGet the John Kerrymug.

Poor Baby

A "Poor Baby" is a person who believes he is the coolest person alive, but in reality is just a big sucker. He also collects DVDs by the hundreds, but only watches them once each.
Hey look everybody, there is a Poor Baby over there!
by Rob November 14, 2004
mugGet the Poor Babymug.

blonde moment

When some bitch (not blonde haired) is justifying that she is less intelligent then a fucking dog.
Tom, "Kristina doesn't know the alpbabet what a stupid bitch"

Jim, "having another blonde moment was she?"
by rob October 2, 2003
mugGet the blonde momentmug.

atreyu

the worst band ever in the history of everything. they're even worse than new found glory.
'atreyu fucking suck'
by rob April 22, 2005
mugGet the atreyumug.

302

commited to a hospital, clinic,or crisis center against your will also while being 302ed police and or an ambulance might be involved
dam max klein just got 302ed again
by Rob December 21, 2004
mugGet the 302mug.

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