The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.
Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
by roach.baddie November 05, 2023
October 3rd Mean Girls Day (October 3rd) because of the famous scene that features protagonist Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) and her high school crush Aaron Samuels (Jonathan Bennett). In the scene, Cady narrates that “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.” to which she replies “It's October 3rd."
Person 1: “Hey, why aren’t you wearing pink?
Person 2: “Why would I wear Pink?”
Person 1: “Because today is Wednesday, October 3rd aka Mean Girls Day (October 3rd), Duhh”
Person 2: “Ohhh are you talking about that famous teen clique movie from the 2000’s?”
Person 1: “What else would I talk about? Especially Today!”
Person 2: “Why would I wear Pink?”
Person 1: “Because today is Wednesday, October 3rd aka Mean Girls Day (October 3rd), Duhh”
Person 2: “Ohhh are you talking about that famous teen clique movie from the 2000’s?”
Person 1: “What else would I talk about? Especially Today!”
by roach.baddie July 18, 2023
A romantic gesture involving two people getting on opposite sides of a long/tubular food item (ex: burrito, spaghetti, sour patch straw) and meeting at the middle.
Person 1: “Last night was so romantic”
Person 2: “What happened”
Person 1: “Trent took me out to the local gas station, where we Lady and the Tramp’d a piece of Licorice”
Person 2: “Cute!”
Person 2: “What happened”
Person 1: “Trent took me out to the local gas station, where we Lady and the Tramp’d a piece of Licorice”
Person 2: “Cute!”
by roach.baddie July 18, 2023
“You have some schmutz on your forehead”
by roach.baddie November 05, 2023
Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
Person 1: “My friend Janice wore her lululemon leggings so much that she got Pussy Cottage Cheese all over her apartment floor”
Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”
Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”
Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
by roach.baddie November 05, 2023
Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
by roach.baddie November 05, 2023