The feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.
Psychiatrist: Tell me why you asked to see me today, Ms.___.
Patient: Because I feel really, really, really sad - kind of drained and empty. When Barack was President-Erect - I mean, Elect - I felt soooooo great, but now all I can think of is my crappy job, my bills ... depressing stuff like that ...
Psychiatrist: Ah, yes, a classic case of post-inaugural depression. I notice that you first said "President Erect" .... Why do you think that was ....
Etc., etc..
Patient: Because I feel really, really, really sad - kind of drained and empty. When Barack was President-Erect - I mean, Elect - I felt soooooo great, but now all I can think of is my crappy job, my bills ... depressing stuff like that ...
Psychiatrist: Ah, yes, a classic case of post-inaugural depression. I notice that you first said "President Erect" .... Why do you think that was ....
Etc., etc..
by ring-tailed roarer January 21, 2009
He: God, I feel awful! I shouldn't have drunk so much at Bob's New Year's Eve party. I feel like death
She: Yeah, you've got a bad case of New Year's Die.
She: Yeah, you've got a bad case of New Year's Die.
by ring-tailed roarer December 27, 2009
A question that you ask when someone has said something incredibly rude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise awkward and antisocial.
Guy 1: Like, as far as I'm concerned, those people deserved to be bombed ....
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?
by ring-tailed roarer March 18, 2011
A loud, long, voluminous, and smelly fart, with reference to Acts 2:1-2 in the King James Version of the Bible, where Jesus's disciples are visited by the Holy Spirit in an upper room: "And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting."
She: OMG!!! I've never heard a fart go on as long as that and so loud. Open the windows or we'll all suffocate!
He: Yea, amazing isn't it. Every time I eat curry, I fart like that. I call it my pentecostal fart.
She: You're bad.
He: I know.
He: Yea, amazing isn't it. Every time I eat curry, I fart like that. I call it my pentecostal fart.
She: You're bad.
He: I know.
by ring-tailed roarer June 05, 2010
He: Bob's girl friend is a G.
Friend: Meaning?
He: She has big breasts ....
Friend: You mean enormous and floppy?
No: No, just big and firm -- and great!
Friend: Meaning?
He: She has big breasts ....
Friend: You mean enormous and floppy?
No: No, just big and firm -- and great!
by ring-tailed roarer September 16, 2010
He: Not all gay guys actually like it up the queensway, you know.
Friend: The what?
He: The asshole.
Friend: God, and I though queensway was just a street in London, England!
Friend: The what?
He: The asshole.
Friend: God, and I though queensway was just a street in London, England!
by ring-tailed roarer August 02, 2010
Several tiny cubicles crammed into one office as desks for graduate students. Like calves being fattened for slaughter, graduate students confined to veal crates can experience chronic stress so extreme as to require medication. Veal-crated students frequently drop our of graduate school after paying tuition for several years, thus helping to ensure that the university's coffers are filled while gaining nothing from the graduate experience but horrible memories and a few useless ideas.
Graduate Student: THIS is my office!!!?? I can't believe it; I'm a PhD student and this is supposed to be a great university. These cubicles are only four feet wide. I'll go insane.
Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.
Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.
by ring-tailed roarer January 28, 2010