richie's definitions

JOCK ITCH

A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.

Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?

by Richie January 14, 2004

bad badge

An extra hairy, smelly, withered non edible, yet bangable furburger.

Candy has a bad badge, so I'll skip the mowin' and get to the plowin'!

by Richie January 24, 2004

fruit basket

"When a guy folds and holds his peaches and banana in his hand and displays it for all to see....."

"Kyle displayed a fruit basket to his roommates before they cryed with laughter"

by Richie January 26, 2004

hummer my balls

When a worthy dame manipulates your nut-sack with her tongue and lips.

"Hummer my balls bitch"

by Richie January 27, 2004

On the Rizzle

An alternative to 'On the Real', which is in turn an alternative to 'For Real'.

Person 1: 'I got a promotion at work today'.
Person 2: 'On the Rizzle?'

by Richie August 8, 2003

piss off

fuck off

Fuck off BOFH

by richie August 8, 2003

sobig

A contraction of the phrase ' So extremely, unthinkable, gargantuianly, big '

His ego was sobig.

by Richie August 27, 2003