Definitions by richie

ming 

Verb, infinitive; to ming.
Present continuative tense: minging
Simple present tense: mings.

1. to smell badly
2. to be drunk (usu. used in past tense)
3. to be generally distasteful

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

Etymology: variation of meng, mong and mongoloid, yet with no racist or discriminatory overtones.
The noun is not *mingoloid, rather it is derived from this verb: minger, q.v.

"By God I ming today!"
"I was minging last night!"
"Those sandwiches are minging!"

ming by Richie December 11, 2003

rat-arsed 

Descriptive noun. Drunk. Describes the ability of the drunkard to shit through the eye of a needle.

I could shit through the eye of a needle, I was that rat-arsed.

rat-arsed by Richie December 11, 2003

minger 

Descriptive noun. Someone who mings, or is minging, q.v.

1. someone who smells bad
2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.)
3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed.
NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself.
4. someone generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"There's this lass I work with and she's a total minger!"
"No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!"
"You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!"
"Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"

minger by Richie December 11, 2003

Hurensohn 

"Hurensohn" is the German word for "Son of a bitch"

I hate you, fucking Hurensohn

Hurensohn by Richie December 9, 2003

dancing 

Formal term meaning: to move with unhindered grace around an area with the presence of another enjoying the same activity.

Urban term: Humping someone in public

Sad world isn't it.

Cinderlla went (formal) dancing.
Jenny and I were (urban) dancing all night at the club, then more at her house.

dancing by Richie August 30, 2003

sobig 

A contraction of the phrase ' So extremely, unthinkable, gargantuianly, big '

His ego was sobig.

sobig by Richie August 27, 2003

On the Rizzle 

An alternative to 'On the Real', which is in turn an alternative to 'For Real'.

Person 1: 'I got a promotion at work today'.
Person 2: 'On the Rizzle?'

On the Rizzle by Richie August 8, 2003