richie's definitions

minging

Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v.

1. smelly
2. ugly
3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events)
4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v.

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"I went to the pub last night and it was so smokey, my clothes are minging!"
"He's thinks he looks great but he's minging."
"My mate's dog drank a whole bowlful of rum and he was minging!"
"Chuck that kebab out, it's minging!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

mottac

a n00b that gets pwned when playing CS

mocaiv pwns mottac with headshot

by Richie July 15, 2004

mong

Descriptive noun. Short form of mongoloid.
Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon.
Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
Passive racist term.

You mong.

by Richie December 11, 2003

bloaf

when receiving oral sex from a woman and she vomits because she began to gag

Geeze Sam, can't you find a clean woman that wont bloaf all over you during sex

by richie July 28, 2004

fruit basket

"When a guy folds and holds his peaches and banana in his hand and displays it for all to see....."

"Kyle displayed a fruit basket to his roommates before they cryed with laughter"

by Richie January 26, 2004

ming

Verb, infinitive; to ming.
Present continuative tense: minging
Simple present tense: mings.

1. to smell badly
2. to be drunk (usu. used in past tense)
3. to be generally distasteful

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

Etymology: variation of meng, mong and mongoloid, yet with no racist or discriminatory overtones.
The noun is not *mingoloid, rather it is derived from this verb: minger, q.v.

"By God I ming today!"
"I was minging last night!"
"Those sandwiches are minging!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

rakim

hes from long island dumbass not queens

rakim is a madd good rapper

by richie December 12, 2004