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minger

Descriptive noun. Someone who mings, or is minging, q.v.

1. someone who smells bad
2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.)
3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed.
NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself.
4. someone generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.
"There's this lass I work with and she's a total minger!"
"No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!"
"You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!"
"Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"
by Richie December 11, 2003
mugGet the mingermug.

power up

1. To jerk ones self off.

2. To please self, so much, you indeed start to gain powers.

3. To masterbate.
1. Damn, that guy last night at the club, i swear he cant get laid, and all he does is power up.

2. Later guys, im off to go Power up.

3. Damn that fat guy is SOO powerful, hes been Powering Up all day!
by Richie February 24, 2004
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rat-arsed

Descriptive noun. Drunk. Describes the ability of the drunkard to shit through the eye of a needle.
I could shit through the eye of a needle, I was that rat-arsed.
by Richie December 11, 2003
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rakim

rakim is a madd good rapper
by richie December 12, 2004
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bloaf

when receiving oral sex from a woman and she vomits because she began to gag
Geeze Sam, can't you find a clean woman that wont bloaf all over you during sex
by richie July 28, 2004
mugGet the bloafmug.

Lyssie

THE greatest person in the world. Smart and witty, funny and beautiful... She rocks so hard that everyone should want to be her.
OMG! Lyssie rocks so hard! I wish I was her!
by Richie December 9, 2004
mugGet the Lyssiemug.

ming

Verb, infinitive; to ming.
Present continuative tense: minging
Simple present tense: mings.

1. to smell badly
2. to be drunk (usu. used in past tense)
3. to be generally distasteful

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

Etymology: variation of meng, mong and mongoloid, yet with no racist or discriminatory overtones.
The noun is not *mingoloid, rather it is derived from this verb: minger, q.v.
"By God I ming today!"
"I was minging last night!"
"Those sandwiches are minging!"
by Richie December 11, 2003
mugGet the mingmug.

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