richardslinger's definitions
–noun
1.
an increase in intensity, seriousness, or severity; act of making worse brought on by a bad connection to a gaming server.
1.
an increase in intensity, seriousness, or severity; act of making worse brought on by a bad connection to a gaming server.
I was playing Modern Warfare 2 last night on the XBOX360 and the other teams connections were so bad i began to get Lagrivated.
You might say i was suffering from lagrivation at how bad the connections were and how i kept getting owned by those fucking noobs and their shitty slow connections!
You might say i was suffering from lagrivation at how bad the connections were and how i kept getting owned by those fucking noobs and their shitty slow connections!
by RichardSlinger February 25, 2010
Get the Lagrivationmug. Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".
A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!
Flesh bangs?
Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
Flesh bangs?
Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
by RichardSlinger June 10, 2010
Get the flesh bangsmug. When a person who is unhappy brings down someones good mood with a disparaging, smug or negative comment.
To be abruptly blindsided or taken aback by a smug or rude comment.
To be abruptly blindsided or taken aback by a smug or rude comment.
I was at the office today telling Kelly about my promotion when Doug walked in on the conversation. Instead of congratulating me or anything he just walked up with his black rain cloud hanging over him and proceeded to lord HIS promotion over me and tell me how much more hes getting paid then I am.
I felt like I had gotten Smugged by his negativity.
I felt like I had gotten Smugged by his negativity.
by richardslinger September 4, 2010
Get the Smuggedmug. I was playin HALO 3 and I got like 8 triple headshots and never died! I pwned everyone! I was totally MLG!
Your sniperbole goes well beyond exaggeration and into big fish territory.
Your sniperbole goes well beyond exaggeration and into big fish territory.
by richardslinger September 13, 2010
Get the Sniperbolemug. Typ0 (type-oh / type-zero): When a person is not your type and has ZERO chance of ever being with you.
Most people have a type when looking for a mate. Some people dont have such a concrete criteria but know who they wont be with under an circumstances, this is referred to as Typ0 or Type Zero.
Typ0 referring to someone with attributes that you cant look past even just for a quick fuck. To fat, too skinny, too old, too ugly, thin wrists, big head or some other thing about them that leaves them zero chance of getting laid.
"Dude why not just get with that girl? Hit it and forget it!"
"No way man shes a total Typ0, not even if she was the last girl on earth."
Typ0 referring to someone with attributes that you cant look past even just for a quick fuck. To fat, too skinny, too old, too ugly, thin wrists, big head or some other thing about them that leaves them zero chance of getting laid.
"Dude why not just get with that girl? Hit it and forget it!"
"No way man shes a total Typ0, not even if she was the last girl on earth."
by RichardSlinger May 10, 2010
Get the Typ0mug. A polite and cute way of describing diarrhea.
Derived from the term "doody" (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.
Derived from the term "doody" (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.
Sorry I missed out on the office party last night but I had a case of The Doodles.
The Doodles?
Yeah I had the shits but I figured it would be a little nicer to call it The Doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent shitting problems.
The Doodles?
Yeah I had the shits but I figured it would be a little nicer to call it The Doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent shitting problems.
by RichardSlinger March 18, 2011
Get the The Doodlesmug.