13 definitions by richardslinger
1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.
2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.
3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.
4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.
2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.
3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.
4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.
I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!
I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.
I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.
I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.
I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.
by richardslinger September 10, 2010
When someone takes a situation and over thinks it to the point of disaster.
Taking a simple problem and turning it into a Rube Goldberg type situation where the solution creates more problems then it solves.
Thinking a situation, that would otherwise be a simple solution if thought through properly, into a catastrophic conclusion.
Taking a simple problem and turning it into a Rube Goldberg type situation where the solution creates more problems then it solves.
Thinking a situation, that would otherwise be a simple solution if thought through properly, into a catastrophic conclusion.
While I knew the only problem with the car was that it needed new spark-plugs, Jake felt it was a better idea to gut the entire electrical system in what can only be described as a thinktastrophe!
He ended up disabling the entire car, ruining the electrical system and engine computer in the process.
Now the car doesn't work at all cause Jake's logic of "You can never be too sure".
He ended up disabling the entire car, ruining the electrical system and engine computer in the process.
Now the car doesn't work at all cause Jake's logic of "You can never be too sure".
by richardslinger September 28, 2010
When one reaches into a nacho pile and pulls out a large clump of nachos that are stuck together by toppings.
The abnormally large conglomeration of nacho chips and toppings.
There is no specific number of nachos that comprise the NHG. NHG generally contains at least 5 nacho chips and a large portion of toppings and cheese.
The abnormally large conglomeration of nacho chips and toppings.
There is no specific number of nachos that comprise the NHG. NHG generally contains at least 5 nacho chips and a large portion of toppings and cheese.
I was eating nachos at Jills party the other night and I reached in and pulled out The Nacho Holy Grail!
The what?
The Nacho Holy Grail! It was like 10 nachos stuck together that formed this gigantic nacho mound! I was blessed by the nacho gods that night! Damn thing was almost as big as my plate!
The what?
The Nacho Holy Grail! It was like 10 nachos stuck together that formed this gigantic nacho mound! I was blessed by the nacho gods that night! Damn thing was almost as big as my plate!
by richardslinger August 14, 2011
Reaching into a plate of shared nachos, pulling out a large clump of nachos stuck together by toppings and using your other hand to separate them and put back part of the clumped together nachos.
Friend1, reaches in to get some nachos from a shared bowl and pulls out large clumped up pile. Then proceeds to take his other hand and begins to separate them and put some back.
Friend2 "DUDE! What the fuck are you doin?!
Friend1 "I didn't want to take that huge chunk of nachos so I broke it off and put some back.
Friend2 "Nacho faux pas my friend! You NEVER take your hand and break off the nacho holy grail and put some back! 1st nobody wants to eat something you touched with the fingers you've been licking nachoy goodness off of and 2nd, when you get the nacho holy grail you never forsake it by putting it back! You grab your plate and scoop those fuckers up! You earned it!
Friend2 "DUDE! What the fuck are you doin?!
Friend1 "I didn't want to take that huge chunk of nachos so I broke it off and put some back.
Friend2 "Nacho faux pas my friend! You NEVER take your hand and break off the nacho holy grail and put some back! 1st nobody wants to eat something you touched with the fingers you've been licking nachoy goodness off of and 2nd, when you get the nacho holy grail you never forsake it by putting it back! You grab your plate and scoop those fuckers up! You earned it!
by richardslinger August 14, 2011
–noun
1.
an increase in intensity, seriousness, or severity; act of making worse brought on by a bad connection to a gaming server.
1.
an increase in intensity, seriousness, or severity; act of making worse brought on by a bad connection to a gaming server.
I was playing Modern Warfare 2 last night on the XBOX360 and the other teams connections were so bad i began to get Lagrivated.
You might say i was suffering from lagrivation at how bad the connections were and how i kept getting owned by those fucking noobs and their shitty slow connections!
You might say i was suffering from lagrivation at how bad the connections were and how i kept getting owned by those fucking noobs and their shitty slow connections!
by richardslinger February 25, 2010
Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".
A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!
Flesh bangs?
Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
Flesh bangs?
Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
by richardslinger June 9, 2010