The Doodles

A polite and cute way of describing diarrhea.

Derived from the term "doody" (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.
Sorry I missed out on the office party last night but I had a case of The Doodles.

The Doodles?

Yeah I had the shits but I figured it would be a little nicer to call it The Doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent shitting problems.
by RichardSlinger March 04, 2011
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Ding-Dong Sing Along

When two or more women perform oral sex on one man.
"Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said "Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!"
by RichardSlinger April 11, 2010
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PLORN

PLORN is very simply, plane porn. High quality aerial photography of the newest hottest military aircraft taking to the skies.
Not to be confused with situational pornography that takes place on commercial aircraft involving stewardess or flight attendants, but sexy aerial photography of high performance military aircraft in flight.

Often equated to sexy photo shoots involving high end performance cars in exotic locations, PLORN, is the high performance military aircraft equivalent.
by RichardSlinger August 29, 2011
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Sniperbole

obvious and intentional exaggeration of ones sniping abilities in video games.
I was playin HALO 3 and I got like 8 triple headshots and never died! I pwned everyone! I was totally MLG!

Your sniperbole goes well beyond exaggeration and into big fish territory.
by richardslinger September 13, 2010
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Typ0

Typ0 (type-oh / type-zero): When a person is not your type and has ZERO chance of ever being with you.
Most people have a type when looking for a mate. Some people dont have such a concrete criteria but know who they wont be with under an circumstances, this is referred to as Typ0 or Type Zero.

Typ0 referring to someone with attributes that you cant look past even just for a quick fuck. To fat, too skinny, too old, too ugly, thin wrists, big head or some other thing about them that leaves them zero chance of getting laid.

"Dude why not just get with that girl? Hit it and forget it!"

"No way man shes a total Typ0, not even if she was the last girl on earth."
by RichardSlinger May 10, 2010
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flesh bangs

Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".

A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!

Flesh bangs?

Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
by RichardSlinger June 09, 2010
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