richard black's definitions

hoosier daddy

Compressed ebonic sentence for "Who is your daddy?" Often heard in Indiana ghettos.

When Shi'Teshia and Shi'Thead went to the PTA open house with their parents and saw Dyslexia Carbunkle and huh motha hangin' around several unattached men, they asked, "Hoosier daddy?"

by Richard Black August 14, 2007

vinegar

Cheapest and handiest liquid for douching (cleansing the vagina).

Claire always carried a bottle of vinegar in her purse because she never know how many office romeos would take her to the janitor's closet during the work day at the office.

by Richard Black March 15, 2005

mescan

Now living in Texas, one of Mescan heritage.

Since President Bush opened the borders, the whole state of Texas is overrun by Mescans.

by Richard Black March 1, 2005

parlor peter

a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.

Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

turd in a punchbowl

Something that does not go over very well.

Nancy came dressed as a nun to Mike's sleep-over fuck party. Her appearance went over like a turd in a punchbowl.

by Richard Black March 4, 2005

alkyhall

n. alcohol. Pronounced as above phonetic spelling. Heard mainly in the Southern U. S., referring to liquid spirits.

'Don't fergit to brang back both rubbin' and drankin' alkyhall when you come back from town, heah?' said Pappy.

by Richard Black August 29, 2005

welfare queen

n. a lazy, un-wed, child-bearing woman who in the U.S. who milks government assistance for every penny she can. Created by LBJ in his Great Society plan and perpetuated by subsequent presidents.

Zaquina had five illegitimate children by five different men. She qualified for a hefty stipend, medicaide, and food stamps from the government.

She deprived her children of necessities and was able to buy herself a new Cadillac and a new house. Zaquina was, indeed, a welfare queen.

by Richard Black April 17, 2005