richard black's definitions

hair pie

a confectionary; dining (licking and tonguing) of the female sex organ

Tyrone decided on dessert after having sex with Takeshia. He ate Takeshia's hair pie

by Richard Black March 10, 2005

nightstick

In gay lingo, a large black cock.

Tyrone's nightstick was so long you could see the outline of it in his jeans down to his kneecap.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

horny

adj. a build up of male/female hormones because of the absence of sexual activity. Varies from person to person.

Having been at sea six months, the sailors were horny when they docked at Norfolk.

It is rare for a street 'ho' to be horny.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005

toothy head

A person not well experienced with fellatio; often scrape their teeth over the tender meatus of a penis head.

Betty Lou was not very good giving Tyrone head. She scraped his meatus while giving him toothy head.

by Richard Black March 2, 2005

gradumacate

A George Bushism; a word derived from the act of placing incongruous syllables together to form a new word. It is 'white ebonics' and developed by non-users of the King's English, George Bush.

George Bush ordered a preemptive strike on Iraq as he wanted to irradimacate Saddam, something his father failed to do. This act stole our youth's educational pursuits to gradumacate from college.

by Richard Black June 25, 2005

fallen off

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005

deepthroat

A technique of fellatio in which one takes the complete penis shaft into the mouth/throat and buries his/her face into the pubes of the receiver. A delicate procedure which takes practice. Start with shorter lengths and graduate to a massive black cock of 11.5". The release of the semen at this point is enjoyable for both parties and the giver leaves without semen breath.

Kiersten did her homework before she deepthroated Tyrone's foot long member. Tyrone was escatic to have ejaculated in Kiersten's esophagus. They both felt so warm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005