Definitions by richard black

missionary position

A job teaching religion as in darkest Africa.

When I get out of the seminary, I'm going to Africa to take a missionary position.

missionary position by Richard Black September 18, 2007

wide stance 

Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.

"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).

wide stance by Richard Black September 12, 2007

hoosier daddy 

Compressed ebonic sentence for "Who is your daddy?" Often heard in Indiana ghettos.

When Shi'Teshia and Shi'Thead went to the PTA open house with their parents and saw Dyslexia Carbunkle and huh motha hangin' around several unattached men, they asked, "Hoosier daddy?"

hoosier daddy by Richard Black August 14, 2007

Mona 

A phrase in Southern dialect meaning "I am going to" followed by an the rest of the infinitive and the remaining thought of a sentence.

Mona get me a sandwich as soon as I quit work.

Mona by Richard Black August 4, 2007

Squeet 

A word that compresses the sentence, "Let's go eat." Heard in Southern dialect.

Squeet some doughnuts at the morning break.

Squeet by Richard Black August 4, 2007

Piss Chunks 

Bite size pieces of watermelon. When eating watermelon properly, one usually uses a knife and fork and eats chunks of watermelon which are like bite-size pieces of the fruit. Watermelon is mainy water so eating a lot of it causes one to urinate frequently, the same as drinking beer does.

"Son, put some salt on those piss chunks, and you won't have to go so often."

Piss Chunks by Richard Black August 18, 2006

premature ejaculation 

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

premature ejaculation by Richard Black August 18, 2006