richard black's definitions

numbing gel

n. A gel found in the pharmacy to ease eruption of baby teeth now used by deep throaters who want to be relieved of gagging on a big piece of meat.

Chris painted his throat with numbing gel so he could deepthroat the largest penises around without gagging.

by Richard Black September 5, 2005

reducing

v. on a diet; losing weight. A term heard in the deep south.

Have you noticed that Joyce is reducing? She now looks half-way decent in her tiny-weenie polka-dotted bikini.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005

fallen off

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005

foundations

n. a term used widely until the 1970s to describe various women's undergarments such as girdles, bustles, corsets, etc. Girdles and corsets slimmed down the moderately obese lady who could tolerate them. Corsets also gave an hourglass figure to a thin person, such as Scarlett O'hara.

Mrs. Gottrocks went to the foundations department at Neiman Marcus to check out the lastest styles in girdles.

by Richard Black October 10, 2005

common law marriage

n. A couple (male and female) living together without the benefits of clergy. The union is legal as if a ceremony had been performed by a clergyman or a JP. It is unlawful if the couple ever pass themselves off as Mr. or Mrs. or if the female signs something with the prefix Mrs.

Tyrone and Brie Ann are good examples. They live together by common law so they can get all of the perks of the American system: free kids, free food via food stamps, health care, Pell grants for education, project housing, etc.

Tyrone is absent most of the time because he has three other women with whom he lives under similar arrangements. Tyrone's bitches are making a goodly income even if Brie Ann's quints are surrogate and somebody else got the government stipend. Brie Ann comes up missing periodically and it is not clear if there are other men in her life.

by Richard Black May 16, 2005

coathanger abortion

Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.

Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.

by Richard Black May 23, 2005

jew wanna

Compressed phrase in southern U. S. that means do you want to.

Jew wanna go to a movie or jew wanna fuck?

by Richard Black May 26, 2005