richard black's definitions

rough trade

Dirty poor white trash or rednecks who want a good blow job but have a macho nature about them that says no; may or may not rough up the giver just a bit.

Sandy preferred rough trade when he was horny and wanted to give somebody a blow job. He liked being called names and getting slapped around. He also liked smegma.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

gruff

In a lesbian relationship, the dominant character or 'male' is the gruff.

Wearing a boy's haircut, jeans, and tattoos, you could tell that Marty was the gruff in the relationship.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

groomed womb

n. a neatly trimmed and defined bush lightly covering the crotch area in females. No long frizzy hair or hair that makes threads in the shower. Never waxed or totally shaved, just hair of less than a half-inch in length.

Tyrone admired Brie Ann's neatly outlined bush he saw through her transparent panties. Clearly, she had a goomed womb to be explored later then they finished their cocktails at her project penthouse.

by Richard Black May 10, 2005

sphincter

Circular muscle in the anus; can be developed in gay anal sex receivers to clamp down on the penis and give pleasure to the giver, often making them ejaculate, depending on the skill of the receiver.

Peter Goesinya always like to fuck Chuck because Chuck's sphincter muscle had been well trained and was always used at just the right time.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

premature ejaculation

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

by Richard Black August 18, 2006

peer pressure

n. intangible pressure to be the equal or better of your peers.

Masculine peer pressure in the ghetto neighborhoods of some black areas demands that a male be a father before he is sixteen. That is why Tyrone started have sex at eleven and fathered his first child at thirteen.

by Richard Black May 6, 2005

mountain oyster

Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.

The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005