richard black's definitions

numbing gel

n. A gel found in the pharmacy to ease eruption of baby teeth now used by deep throaters who want to be relieved of gagging on a big piece of meat.

Chris painted his throat with numbing gel so he could deepthroat the largest penises around without gagging.

by Richard Black September 5, 2005

reducing

v. on a diet; losing weight. A term heard in the deep south.

Have you noticed that Joyce is reducing? She now looks half-way decent in her tiny-weenie polka-dotted bikini.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005

fallen off

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005

foundations

n. a term used widely until the 1970s to describe various women's undergarments such as girdles, bustles, corsets, etc. Girdles and corsets slimmed down the moderately obese lady who could tolerate them. Corsets also gave an hourglass figure to a thin person, such as Scarlett O'hara.

Mrs. Gottrocks went to the foundations department at Neiman Marcus to check out the lastest styles in girdles.

by Richard Black October 10, 2005

coathanger abortion

Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.

Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.

by Richard Black May 23, 2005

jew wanna

Compressed phrase in southern U. S. that means do you want to.

Jew wanna go to a movie or jew wanna fuck?

by Richard Black May 26, 2005

gag reflex

n. an urge to gag, strangle, or vomit when swallowing

Tyrone taught Brie Ann to relax her gag reflex by painting her throat with numbing teething gel so she could deepthroat him with ease and have him shoot his load directly into her stomach.

by Richard Black June 7, 2005