richard black's definitions

toothy head

A person not well experienced with fellatio; often scrape their teeth over the tender meatus of a penis head.

Betty Lou was not very good giving Tyrone head. She scraped his meatus while giving him toothy head.

by Richard Black March 2, 2005

horny

adj. a build up of male/female hormones because of the absence of sexual activity. Varies from person to person.

Having been at sea six months, the sailors were horny when they docked at Norfolk.

It is rare for a street 'ho' to be horny.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005

turdroller

Lazy person, shiftless.

Tyrone has a bad work ethic. He wouldn't even make a good roller in a turd factory.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

fallen off

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005

wide stance

Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.

"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).

by Richard Black September 12, 2007

hair pie

a confectionary; dining (licking and tonguing) of the female sex organ

Tyrone decided on dessert after having sex with Takeshia. He ate Takeshia's hair pie

by Richard Black March 10, 2005

tarpoleon

n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.

"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."

Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"

by Richard Black July 7, 2005