richard black's definitions

jury

In ebonics, the black word for jewelry.

Comeshia got all of her jury at Woolsworth.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

turd brown

Ugly shade of brown coloring.

My gawd! The Joneses bought a new Cadillac and paid cash, but the color they picked out was turd brown.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

nod of acknowledgement

n. a tilt of the head by one gay to another in a crowd of straight people.

Chance knew from far across the crowded room that Tyler was gay. Chance cocked his head to one side and Tyler responded with a nod of acknowledgement.

by Richard Black December 28, 2005

cornball

coming from the word corn(y), a cornball is like a country bumpkin or dimwitted person such as a redneck; having to do with activities of such people.

The current president of the U.S. is a cornball. G. W. Bush invented the notion of WMDs in Iraq because he just wanted to have a war during his administration. To say Iraqis were freedom-hungry and that the USA was spreading freedom are cornball excuses for going to war.

by Richard Black April 13, 2005

afternoon delight

n. the sex act (fucking)

Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.

Honey, have dinner (as the noon meal was called then) on the table when I get there. We're gonna eat fast and spend the rest of the time in a little afternoon delight.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005

the high blood

In ebonics many blacks have high blood pressure, but in describing it they just say they have the high blood.

Sis. Vanessa got so worked up at church this morning that she went home and got into bed because of the high blood.

by Richard Black March 16, 2005

package

The outline or bulge of the male genetial as visualized on one wearing tight blue jeans.

God, man, did you see the package on that cowboy?

by Richard Black February 28, 2005