blinders

Leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.

Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.

The horse trotted right by the blazing house, not seeing anything except what was dead ahead.

by Richard Black April 02, 2005

hung chow

Constipation. Unable to defecate.

Joe writhed, grunted, farted but he could not pass the rock-hard fecal matter. Last night's chow was definitely hung.

by Richard Black March 03, 2005

male fraud

a manly, muscular homosexual

Rock Hudson was so macho he should have been arrested for male fraud right there on the set in the arms of Jane Wyman.

by Richard Black March 19, 2005

shawty

a short-changed black man; one with a short dick.

Ruby lost her horniness when she got home and in bed with Sam and found out his dick was the size of her tube of lipstick. She had accidentally picked up a shawty at the bar.

by Richard Black March 05, 2005

the damned thing, the 'damned' thing

n. euphemism for oral, anal sex acts performed by black brothers.

Holla at cha boi and let's do the damned thing instead of just chillin' about it.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005

lace curtains

Long, frilly skin on an uncircumsized penis.

Takeshia pulled back Tyrone's lace curtains to get at the head of his meat.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

coathanger abortion

Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.

Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.

by Richard Black May 23, 2005