richard black's definitions

pg

Up until the 1970s, the word pregnant was hardly used. If a female were expecting, she was said to be pg.

Oh, have you heard? Ellen is finally pg at 39?

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

dillberry

See dingleberry. A crust of dried human feces stuck on anal hair.

Denny Dimwit scrapped off a few dillberries, rolled them up, and flicked them at his fellow classmates.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

stud muffin

A masculine cover-up for homosexuality; usually seen as escorts for older women or starlets, often paid to do so, to perpetuate a facade, their masculinity.

Rock Hudson, James Dean, Monty Clift, etc. were all stud muffins, and movie goers didn't find out until near or after their deaths.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005

shawty

a short-changed black man; one with a short dick.

Ruby lost her horniness when she got home and in bed with Sam and found out his dick was the size of her tube of lipstick. She had accidentally picked up a shawty at the bar.

by Richard Black March 5, 2005

blinders

Leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.

Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.

The horse trotted right by the blazing house, not seeing anything except what was dead ahead.

by Richard Black April 2, 2005

biracial

Racial make-up consisting of a blending of two previously separate races, mainly white and black and called mulatto.

Captain Beauregard visited the slave cabins as often as possible to have sex with the slave wenches. He was the cause of all of the biracial (mulatto) children on the plantation.

by Richard Black March 20, 2005

puke

ejaculate or sperm being expelled from the penis

Takeshia was playing with Tyrone's big erected pecker. She kissed it, it puked on her, so she broke its neck and it collapsed.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005