richard black's definitions

lace curtains

Long, frilly skin on an uncircumsized penis.

Takeshia pulled back Tyrone's lace curtains to get at the head of his meat.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

n. pubic hair

Crotch hair; hair covering a human's privates; the bush

Crotch hair in both men and women is natural and can be alluring. Overgrown and totally shaved are turnoffs. A light, neat trim is an enhancement to the area

Tyrone and Brie Ann decided to have a foursome. Neither could get excited over the absence of pubic hair on their partners. Their crotches were totally shaved and waxed and looked childish.

by Richard Black May 1, 2005

tarpoleon

n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.

"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."

Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"

by Richard Black July 7, 2005

rapture

The epitome of sexual release, the most intense orgasm; ecstasy.

Katrina's husband Harold was like a rooster...on and off and snoring in three minutes. Katrina was left unsatisfied and pent up with lust and frustration. She had read about interracial couples and went searching for a black man. She found eleven inch Clarence at a bar and they went to a motel. Rapture was hers at last as Clarence took Katrina to heights she never imagined.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

chili shitters

Illegal Mescans from Mexico. Friends of George Bush.

The Rio Grande border towns in Texas are full of chili shitters trying to get farther inland to find a job.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

swell

n. a hobo or hobo clown

Fred Astaire and Judy Garland were a couple of swells in the movie 'Easter Parade.'

by Richard Black March 1, 2005

Aunt Jemima

A fat, ugly black girl with messy hair.

Sadie ain't never gonna catch no man until she cleans herself up, gets some new clothes, and loses weight.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005