richard's definitions
by Richard May 13, 2005

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

by Richard February 15, 2005

Lassard-like (as in the character description from Police Academy movie series). "It will just be one vague Lassard-like element of our lives."
by Richard January 11, 2005

by Richard September 9, 2004

by Richard November 25, 2003

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.
by Richard November 25, 2004
