richard's definitions

Sleep Warm

To get as nights of good sleep before you are killed.

You stole from me??? Good, Sleep warm tonight.

by Richard October 27, 2004

chokit

full name: chokit tchocky
a legend in his own right, is known by thousands, if not by name then by face or the countless deeds that he has done for the amusement of many, he is the devine retrebution for all pikey scum that life in potton and has countless stories of pissing the fuckers off.

the lizard king: what you got planned for today chokit?

chokit: oh, you will like this one, i half inched these 3 rolls of lumonus orange stickers from work

....

17 trains and 2 educational establishments later

....

chokit: well im out of stickers, how about some pool, i'll blag it for free.

by Richard November 5, 2004

3 second rule

the rule that dictates that after you leave a seat it only belongs yours for 3 seconds, any longer then its fair game for who ever wants to nab it.

p1: oi bitch, you nicked my seat
p2: three second rule man.

by Richard November 5, 2004

spaff

stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner

used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's

got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest

by richard November 9, 2004

dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

by Richard November 23, 2004

Blex

British, Northern chav word for a condom

I would have shagged her but I didn't have 3 dollar for a blex

by Richard November 25, 2004

Packi

Slang term for somebody who is from packistan unless you are a chav in which case it is anybody who is asian and not a chink (Chinese/Japanese person) often used in a racist way

...And then this fucking packi jumped my ass

by Richard November 25, 2004