richard's definitions

Cello

A beautiful bowed, four stringed insrtument, played between the knees. it's in the tuning of C. it's strings are (from highest to lowest) A,D,G,C. it usually plays harmony or backround but is often featured in concertos and sonatas.

Yo-Yo Ma is a Cellist.
Rasputina is a band featuring 3 cellos.

by Richard February 3, 2004

Osirus

One of many aliases of Ol' Dirty Bastard

"Have you heard any albums by Ol' Dirty Bastard a.k.a Osirus"

by Richard January 19, 2005

Eric Clapton

Our Lord and savior.

Eric Clapton is my God

by Richard December 31, 2003

scrot

dirty person

by richard August 16, 2003

FleshRipper[pd]

The best Warcraft III Player in the history of Warcraft, He OWNS ALL GGNORETHX

FleshRipperpd owns all

by Richard June 6, 2004

Ass monk

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)

hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses

by richard January 6, 2005

bad news

for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds

by richard February 26, 2004