richard's definitions

Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.

I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore

by Richard November 25, 2004

purple helmeted warrior

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

weatherill

n. an action that is completely lacking in skill, but produces the required result (eg pool; hitting a cue ball exceptionally hard and potting the object ball after hitting many cushions)
vb. to weatherill; the act of commiting a weatherill

'he just weatherilled it and i lost the game'
'rule1. no weatherills'

by Richard September 17, 2003

westwood

Best radio DJ there has ever been and ever will be.The reason all you other DJ's work at the other stations.
All Haters FALL BACK

"hey did you listen to the Tim Westwood Rap show last night"

by Richard May 8, 2004

Kait

This person is truly the best thing that ever happened to me. She is my only true love, she is a perfect angel.

Kait is a walking, talking angel of mine.

by richard January 22, 2005

Sheep Bummer

Also known as Stephen Butler.

You are a Stephen Butler

by Richard August 1, 2004

fat carl

a cunt head with no penis who bangs his little sister

you are such a fuck head fat carl

by richard February 13, 2005