richard's definitions

Kait

This person is truly the best thing that ever happened to me. She is my only true love, she is a perfect angel.

Kait is a walking, talking angel of mine.

by richard January 22, 2005

blorch

to ejaculate forcefully often achieving a distance if many feet!

i blorched so hard on tinas face that she got stuck to the ceiling

by richard February 10, 2005

Deadlikemeonline

Is the know all, see all, be all and place to visit to know anything and everything about Dead Like Me.

Example: I saw this great show, so I visited Deadlikemeonline.com and learned everything I needed to know.

by Richard February 13, 2005

fat carl

a cunt head with no penis who bangs his little sister

you are such a fuck head fat carl

by richard February 13, 2005

eddy

A male with a 10" cock or longer.

That guy has penis like Eddy.
Richard's penis is not Eddy.

by Richard February 15, 2005

erectionise

to have sex with. from the latin 'erectus'

im gonna erectionise you babycakes.

by richard February 18, 2005

peas

Originally computer slang for "peace," used mainly in IM conversations during the 21st century.

Richard: "I'm off to jail now."
Wife: "peas"

by Richard February 23, 2005