richard's definitions

Got Any Bread?

A Question That A Duck May Ask To A Butcher

Duck: Got Any Bread?
Butcher: No, This Is A Butchers! Piss Off or I will nail your beak to this counter
Duck: Got Any Nails?
Butcher: No
Duck: Got Any Bread???

by Richard November 25, 2004

fat carl

a cunt head with no penis who bangs his little sister

you are such a fuck head fat carl

by richard February 13, 2005

pity the fool

I pity the fool.

"I pity the fool that fuck with the A-Team" - B.A. Baracus

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

Chaz

a person intimidating or becoming the opposite sex.......see also transvestite

The dancer with rosey cheeks became a chaz after many years of surgury.

by Richard November 25, 2003

3 second rule

the rule that dictates that after you leave a seat it only belongs yours for 3 seconds, any longer then its fair game for who ever wants to nab it.

p1: oi bitch, you nicked my seat
p2: three second rule man.

by Richard November 5, 2004

tar baby

a situation almost impossible to get out of; a problem virtually unsolvable;

His political advisers told him to stay away from the controversy,
that it was a no-win cause, a “tar baby.”

by Richard April 18, 2004

Deadlikemeonline

Is the know all, see all, be all and place to visit to know anything and everything about Dead Like Me.

Example: I saw this great show, so I visited Deadlikemeonline.com and learned everything I needed to know.

by Richard February 13, 2005