THE MASTER OF
MEMES, who recently graduated the University of
Memes. Also an 84 year old suicidal, depressed, and self conscious man who has an βokayβ sense of humor. He most likely has many disorders, including but not limited to, post partum
depression, eating disorder, ADHD, and many more. In addition he only has like 0.96
friends, who try to avoid him at all times. Heβ
s extremely illerate and makes roughly 194327 typos in a min, but his friends deal with it because idk why. Besides all these flaws, he still remains a very special person in his friends hearts. They are all forever thankful for having a friend like him and will always be there for him. (P.S if your reading this, please go get some mental help as ASAP as possible. Trust me, you need it)
Friend : <to shak> if I had two bullets and was in a room with
Hitler, bin laden, and you, I would shoot you
twice.
Shak : I would shoot my self
twice too