reed's definitions

Poofter

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

by Reed February 17, 2004

Pandephonium

An event occuring in crowded public places, where many people are close together. The event involves the ringing of an individual's cell phone, and results in 1/2 or more of the immediate area's population digging through purses and pockets for their phones.

Dude, I was standing in line at a train station in Tokyo, and we experienced complete pandephonium when Ichiro's phone went off.

by Reed May 11, 2006

Puckered

When a man is getting a blow-job, and he ejaculates in the womans mouth, she stands up and kisses him while spitting his cum back into his mouth.

When he came into her mouth, she stood up and puckered him.

by Reed November 29, 2004

college ice

slang for the beer natural ice. Natural ice is a favorite of many college students because of its low price

by REED January 29, 2003

cannibis

proof that there really is a god.

Dude, that cannibis plant growing in my closet is proof that a higher power really does exist.

by Reed May 5, 2006

pizatch

1. A term for urinating.
2. A term for a man's penis.

1. Man, i gotta take a pizatch.
2. I'll shoot jizatch out ma pizatch forizatch.

by Reed April 23, 2004

young buck

to stab somebody for no reason other than to ignite fear throughout the heart of students at friends school of baltimore.

because of the young bucking following Dre being attacked, Friends school of Baltimore had a 10 minute lockdown where we closed the doors and the shades and turned the lights off. there were also 4 horns. A young man named Joe richardson missed the whole thing because he was busy listening to his ipod. the crazy MC however, was social enough to agree with my theory that the first horn was to say that young buck had escaped from the penitentary and was at our school. THE NEXT FOUR HORNS SYMBOLIZED THE FOLLOWING about Buck's arrival-
1. armed with a 9 mill
2. armed with a small asian dagger
3. Accompliced by The Game
4. in a state of "random young black man from the ghetto anger"

by reed January 6, 2005