reed's definitions

graspulus

the painful act of grabbing a womans boobs until they explode.

nuff said.

by Reed April 23, 2004

pizatch

1. A term for urinating.
2. A term for a man's penis.

1. Man, i gotta take a pizatch.
2. I'll shoot jizatch out ma pizatch forizatch.

by Reed April 23, 2004

young buck

to stab somebody for no reason other than to ignite fear throughout the heart of students at friends school of baltimore.

because of the young bucking following Dre being attacked, Friends school of Baltimore had a 10 minute lockdown where we closed the doors and the shades and turned the lights off. there were also 4 horns. A young man named Joe richardson missed the whole thing because he was busy listening to his ipod. the crazy MC however, was social enough to agree with my theory that the first horn was to say that young buck had escaped from the penitentary and was at our school. THE NEXT FOUR HORNS SYMBOLIZED THE FOLLOWING about Buck's arrival-
1. armed with a 9 mill
2. armed with a small asian dagger
3. Accompliced by The Game
4. in a state of "random young black man from the ghetto anger"

by reed January 6, 2005

Poofter

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

by Reed February 17, 2004

Pandephonium

An event occuring in crowded public places, where many people are close together. The event involves the ringing of an individual's cell phone, and results in 1/2 or more of the immediate area's population digging through purses and pockets for their phones.

Dude, I was standing in line at a train station in Tokyo, and we experienced complete pandephonium when Ichiro's phone went off.

by Reed May 11, 2006

Dirty O'brien

Originally started in Dublin, Ireland. The act of inserting greased small potatoes in your girlfriend's ass and then packing them deeper through means of anal sex. To enhance the pleasure most people perform a Dirty O'brien while drinking a Corona light or Guinness.

While incarcerated Jimmy Boy O'doul enjoyed a Dirty Obrien at the hands of officer Paddy McFudge.

by Reed January 5, 2005

Pimpology

A song by Too Short

"If a pimp is what you wana be your gonna have to learn pimpology"- Too Short

by REED March 24, 2003