reed's definitions

fuckduck

a word i just now made up that sounds funny, basically use it as an insult some siynonyms for it are: asshole, fucker, shithead, dickhead, etc.

shut the fuck up you dumbass fuckduck.

by REED March 24, 2003

fedis

The unborn young of a viviparous vertebrate having a basic structural resemblance to the adult animal.
In humans, the unborn young from the end of the eighth week after conception to the moment of birth, as distinguished from the earlier embryo.

Andrew got pregnant after being abused by his dad, but the fetus was later aborted.

by Reed December 9, 2003

black beauties

Black Beauties (also known as Black Birds or Black Bombers) are a combination of Amphetamine (Speed) and Dextroamphetamine (Active salt in Adderall). Pills are typically 20 milligrams. Effects include a mild to moderate euphoria, increased hyperactivity, increased awareness of surroundings, increased intrest in repetitive or normally boring activities, decreased apetite, and decreased ability to sleep. The added dextroamphetamine reduces comedown effects compared to amphetamine alone, but not to the extent of methamphetamine.

Black beauties were the drug of choice for truck drivers during the late 60's and early 70's, prior to the advent of methamphetamine. Methamphetamine became popular because drivers had the ability to sleep after the drug's effects wore off.

by Reed December 11, 2006

Pimpology

A song by Too Short

"If a pimp is what you wana be your gonna have to learn pimpology"- Too Short

by REED March 24, 2003

Puckered

When a man is getting a blow-job, and he ejaculates in the womans mouth, she stands up and kisses him while spitting his cum back into his mouth.

When he came into her mouth, she stood up and puckered him.

by Reed November 29, 2004

Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

by Reed May 5, 2006

Dirty O'brien

Originally started in Dublin, Ireland. The act of inserting greased small potatoes in your girlfriend's ass and then packing them deeper through means of anal sex. To enhance the pleasure most people perform a Dirty O'brien while drinking a Corona light or Guinness.

While incarcerated Jimmy Boy O'doul enjoyed a Dirty Obrien at the hands of officer Paddy McFudge.

by Reed January 5, 2005