reed's definitions

Pandephonium

An event occuring in crowded public places, where many people are close together. The event involves the ringing of an individual's cell phone, and results in 1/2 or more of the immediate area's population digging through purses and pockets for their phones.

Dude, I was standing in line at a train station in Tokyo, and we experienced complete pandephonium when Ichiro's phone went off.

by Reed May 11, 2006

Pimpology

A song by Too Short

"If a pimp is what you wana be your gonna have to learn pimpology"- Too Short

by REED March 24, 2003

Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

by Reed May 5, 2006

fuckduck

a word i just now made up that sounds funny, basically use it as an insult some siynonyms for it are: asshole, fucker, shithead, dickhead, etc.

shut the fuck up you dumbass fuckduck.

by REED March 24, 2003

t-maxx

an r/c truck whoes sole purpose in life is to be dropped from a helicopter from 200 feet up, and watching it splatter into thousands of pieces. savages own all.

whoa, that one blew up real good.

yalp, tmaxx sux.

by Reed April 23, 2004

black beauties

Black Beauties (also known as Black Birds or Black Bombers) are a combination of Amphetamine (Speed) and Dextroamphetamine (Active salt in Adderall). Pills are typically 20 milligrams. Effects include a mild to moderate euphoria, increased hyperactivity, increased awareness of surroundings, increased intrest in repetitive or normally boring activities, decreased apetite, and decreased ability to sleep. The added dextroamphetamine reduces comedown effects compared to amphetamine alone, but not to the extent of methamphetamine.

Black beauties were the drug of choice for truck drivers during the late 60's and early 70's, prior to the advent of methamphetamine. Methamphetamine became popular because drivers had the ability to sleep after the drug's effects wore off.

by Reed December 11, 2006

tawny roberts

quite possible the hottest porn star of all time. one of the tightest asses of any chick you've ever fucked.

Man, i had a bonner for three hours watchin tawny's fuck vids.

by reed January 24, 2004