redgyul's definitions

schmon

An exclaimation employed by Michael Jackson in a number of his songs, most notably "Man in the Mirror". In actuality, the phrase likely to be Jacksonalization of "Come on".

"You gotta make a change! Schmon! (Make that change)"

by redgyul September 22, 2004

knuck if you buck

A phrase used to express the intent of violence, literally translated as "knuckle up if you're buck wild". As popularized by Crime Mob.

Rowdy Clubgoer #1: "You just stepped on my $%^& Timbs...."
Rowdy Clubgoer #2: "Well whatcha gonna no n*gga?! Knuck if you buck!!"

by redgyul November 22, 2004

kenrick

Trinidadian slang for "Nothing" or "Zero". Derived from a pun on the name of Kenrick Norton, a small-time politician who never made good on his promises to the public,("Norton"/"Nuttin'"/"Nothing"). Eventually just the word "Kenrick" became an acceptable synonym.

"That gyul ent give me Kenrick yet bwoy."
"The weed plant ent have Kenrick on it."

by redgyul September 21, 2004

Howard Homecoming

The annual affair known as Howard University's Homecoming, an event infamous for causing such an influx of fun-seeking teens, college students/alumni and pedophiles that all of D.C. shuts down for an entire weekend. The incredible part is, it actually lives up to all the hype...and when an event has been immortalized in a Biggie song, believe there's hype.

"Ain't no tellin where I may be/
May see me in DC at Howard Homes/
Comin, with my man Capone, Dummin/ fuckin somethin..."

by redgyul September 27, 2004

zoid

v. to stare aimlessly at a no spot in particular with the aim of relaxing the mind and forgetting the stresses of the moment. Particularly effective if done to slow, noninvasive, yet rhythmic music.

"I can't believe I'm pregnant. I think I'm gonna be sick just thinking about it. Oh, and my hamster died."
"Let's just zoid a while to Coldplay. You'll feel better when we're done."

by redgyul February 18, 2005

to have a cow

inf. to overreact disproprionate to the situation at hand.

1a. "When my sister found me screwing her friend Becky on her bed, she had a cow."

1b. "Is she kissing him dude? I'm about to bash his &*%ing face in!"
"Don't have a cow man. Let the slore ride."

by redgyul September 24, 2004

ll cool j

A highly successful and prolific (if not mediocre) rapper with above average good looks and lip-licking skills (which solidify his largely female fan base) and baseline acting talent (that keeps him firmly in the media's lens at any given time). LL Cool J is an abbreviation of Ladies Love Cool James, the artist's real name being James Todd Smith. Recent whisphers about the 20 year veteran include plastic surgery (facelift and some body work), his marriage's many indiscretions (both involved parties), the declining quality of his lyrics (notably highlighted in a feud with the talented Cannibus) and recurring monetary feuds with his label, Def Jam.

LL Cool J is not the Greatest of All Time.

by redgyul September 21, 2004