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Virginia Farm Boy

A member of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).
He says he works construction but he is always traveling to weird parts of the world.... I think he is actually a Virginia farm boy.

...or from the movie Mission Impossible:

Ethan Hunt: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.
by RedBeard53 February 12, 2010
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Juror's Beard

The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.

Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.

Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
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hot foot

An immature prank played by baseball players where one player lights another player's laces on fire.

Roger McDowell of the 1986 New York Mets would skillfully wraps a wad of chewing gum around a lit cigarette, then secretly places the contraption on the heel of an unsuspecting teammate (story from SI.com).
Mookie Wilson: Do you smell smoke?

Roger McDowell: Nope...

Mookie: Holy shit, my foot is on fire!!!

Roger: Nope, just a hot foot.
by RedBeard53 August 11, 2009
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jizzed up

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
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Conbrole

To alleviate the grief or sense of loss of a fellow bro. What a bro does for another bro when he is feeling down.
Ted took the time to conbrole Martin after the 49ers lost the Super Bowl.
by RedBeard53 March 6, 2013
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pee wee

Something that is small or not a big deal. The term derives from pee wee baseball, the league for the youngest age group.
Compared to heroin use, cigarette smoking is a pee wee addiction.
by RedBeard53 January 11, 2012
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Clueless 20-something single male exemption

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.
Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009
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