Guy: I saw a penicorn today. I rubbed its horn three time sbut it didn't give me any magical wishes, but it did give me some magical goo. I used it as a substitute for mayonnaise I made for my parents.
by Ready-Liver July 05, 2009
When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.
The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair
by ready-liver August 03, 2010
by Ready-Liver May 07, 2009
by Ready-Liver July 05, 2009
Guy 1: 'Ey, what you be doin' tonight?
Guy 2: Mang, I be dragon my balls across her chest all night long.
Guy 1: Dayum mang.
Guy 2: Mang, I be dragon my balls across her chest all night long.
Guy 1: Dayum mang.
by Ready-Liver May 29, 2009
Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.
1) Intense peace signs.
2) Intensely pointing at people.
3) Poking people in the face really hard.
4) Poking people in the nose really hard.
5) Directing traffic back and forward.
6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)
7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)
8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)
9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)
As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.
1) Intense peace signs.
2) Intensely pointing at people.
3) Poking people in the face really hard.
4) Poking people in the nose really hard.
5) Directing traffic back and forward.
6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)
7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)
8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)
9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)
As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.
"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"
by Ready-Liver July 05, 2009
by Ready-Liver May 09, 2009