Guy: I saw a penicorn today. I rubbed its horn three time sbut it didn't give me any magical wishes, but it did give me some magical goo. I used it as a substitute for mayonnaise I made for my parents.
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Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.
1) Intense peace signs.
2) Intensely pointing at people.
3) Poking people in the face really hard.
4) Poking people in the nose really hard.
5) Directing traffic back and forward.
6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)
7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)
8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)
9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)
As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.
1) Intense peace signs.
2) Intensely pointing at people.
3) Poking people in the face really hard.
4) Poking people in the nose really hard.
5) Directing traffic back and forward.
6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)
7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)
8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)
9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)
As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.
"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"
by Ready-Liver July 05, 2009

A word created by ignorant pricks who couldn't manage the time to learn the English language. Suspected to originate around the early 1900s on Angel Island, where many Asian immigrants lacked proper English.
Irregardless means exactly the same thing as regardless, regardless of its negativity.
See Regardless
Irregardless means exactly the same thing as regardless, regardless of its negativity.
See Regardless
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