ray's definitions

mtv

i think our good friend J. Biafra said it best,"MTV get off the air!"

mtv get off the air

by ray October 13, 2003

bangin on juices

fucking on a girls period

1.martell be bangin kami on the juices

by ray April 22, 2004

Hershey Comb-over

An act where a woman is on the top of a bald man giving a 69er. She then intentionally or unintentionally releases messy diarrhea all over his head causing a chocolate hair-like replacement.

In addition, A Bad Hershey Comb-over is when the color of the diarrhea dosen't match the color of his eyebrows.

"Hey Greg, Mike looks 10 years younger since Crystal gave him a Hershey Comb-Over".

by Ray October 25, 2004

mxpx

Stands for Magnified Plaid. Mxpx is a christian punk band formed in 1992. They put out their first two albums "Pokinatcha" and "Teenage Politics" when they were still in high school.

Best album: Slowly Going the Way of the Buffalo

Dude, the crowd was crazy when I saw Mxpx on the Warped Tour.

by Ray July 8, 2004

hala

Hala means hi in Arabic

Hala whoever is reading this.How are you?

by Ray May 13, 2005

german marble bag

A too-small speedo bathing suit.

While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.

by Ray September 16, 2003

boot

1. something that is ghetto
2. poor
3. cheap ("boot"leg)

Those shoes is boot.

by ray March 16, 2003