rastablowtorch's definitions

B-wing

A cool starfighter in Star Wars. Unfortunately, it only appears in a few short scenes in Return of the Jedi, but thankfully the novels and comics afterwards exploited the awesomeness of this ship. The B-Wing is a Rebel fighter designed by the Mon Calamari, which kind of explains why it looks so weird. Anyways, it was meant to replace the Y-Wing in the Rebel fleet, and it carried a large amount of weaponry, such as 3 laser cannons and two ion cannons. The cockpit was on a swivel, which allowed the rest of the craft to rotate around it. I don't know how helpful that would be, but it looks pretty cool.

The B-Wing is my favorite Star Wars ship

by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005

Sap

The first of the two EPs Alice in Chains put out. It's way different than their other stuff, seeing how it's all acoustic. Since it's an EP, it's pretty short, being only four songs long (Five if you count the hidden track). There also a few guest singers on Sap as well, notably Chris Cornell and the singer from Heart. Unlike Alice in Chains' previous album, Facelift, Sap seemed to trade loud and fast electric guitar for slower rhythyms and more meaningful lyrics.

Sap's an great EP. The hidden track on it sure did piss off a bunch of people.

by Rastablowtorch October 10, 2005

powerdump

A common variant of dump, the powerdump often occurs when one has diahrrea, has eaten something just a little too spicy, or has held it in just way too long. According to extensive reasearch on the powerdump, the majority of people who undergo it often say that it is one of the more unpleasant kinds of dumps. When taking a powerdump, it is not unusual to firmly grip the underside of the toilet seat to maintain stability.

Man, Rick had to take a powerdump last night, and he ended up spewing crap all over the place before he could sit down. Now my bathroom's ruined.

by Rastablowtorch August 27, 2005

for whom the bell tolls

2. Good book by Ernest Hemingway. It's about soldiers in the Spanish Civil War.

2. Classic Metallica song. It has great guitar, cool lyrics, and is a perfect song to headbang to. It's based off of the book by the same name.

1. For Whom the Bell Tolls is an excellent war story.

2. "Take a look to the sky, just before you die... It's the last time you will!"

by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005

North Pole

Where Santa Claus lives, of course!

Since there's barely anything to do up at the North Pole, whenever jolly ole' St. Nick gets bored, he'll just take one of his merry little elves, and throw him to the polar bears.

by Rastablowtorch October 16, 2005

core

1. The center of the earth
2. The first Stone Temple Pilots album
3. A really crappy movie

1. It's really hot in the core
2. Wicked Garden is a good song off Core
3. The Core is one shitty piece of cinematography.

by Rastablowtorch October 9, 2005

force commander

A fun Star Wars RTS game. Although it's a little hard to load on older computers, and it is a purely military themed game, Force Commander is awesome. Take control of either the Empire or the Alliance, and try to conquer your enemies. Unfortunately, Force Commander wasn't recieved well by gamers, and a new Star Wars RTS was released to please those people. The new game used the Age of Empires engine and was called Galactic Battlegrounds. GB was pretty fun, but I don't think it stands up to its predeccesor.

My army of AT-STs and AT-PTs raped the little Rebel soldiers.

by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005