fonky

A Vanilla-Ice-style way of saying funky.
The slowest selling album of all time is "Screech gotsta get fonky."
by rapmasta May 25, 2004
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kaffir

Also spelled 'kafir', kaffir is a highly derogatory Arabic term used to refer to non-Muslims, though it is usually directed less against "People of the Book" (Christians and Jews) and more against others (Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, etc).

Separate laws govern Muslims and kaffirs in an Islamic state with kaffirs being viciously suppressed. For example: the blood payment to the family of a murdered Muslim man in Saudi Arabia is 1,000,000 Riyals; the payment to the family of a murdered Hindu woman is 3,333 Riyals.
"Well, kaffir, it's the sword or the knife -- your choice."

"My head or my foreskin? Who needs the religion of my ancestors? I guess you can call me Ali al-Agraba now!"
by rapmasta January 17, 2004
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pornucopia

Porn in such outstanding variety and quantity that you shoot your wad at the very thought of the abundance.
This Thanksgiving I shall enjoy a pornucopia of earth-shattering delight.... ungh-unngghh-unnnnggghhh... ahhhh.

... need to get a mop now.
by rapmasta December 10, 2003
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Lahore

A city in Pakistan whose name is half English and half French.
It'll be AT LEAST a couple days before I head back to Amsterdam. I know -- I'll go to Lahore!
by rapmasta February 27, 2004
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nympho

A mythical navy submarine so named because she was always such a pleasure to be in that HQ had no problem getting her out of her slip and filling her with seamen.
All the sailors stood at attention when Nympho dove in front of them.
by rapmasta April 21, 2004
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the cat's meow

Archaic 1920s American slang that in various contexts refers to one or more of "excellent", "stylish", or "impressive to the ladies".

Synonymous with the cat's pyjamas and the bees' knees.
George, your zoot suit is quite the cat's meow! Perhaps now you will have a chance of capturing the attention of that flapper Matilda, she of the crimson ankle-baring swimsuit!
by rapmasta June 27, 2004
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Kuffar

Also spelled 'kafir' or 'kaffir', Kuffar is a highly derogatory Arabic term used to refer to non-Muslims, though it is usually directed less against "People of the Book" (Christians and Jews) and more against others (Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, etc).

Separate laws govern Muslims and kuffars in an Islamic state with kuffars being viciously suppressed. For example: the blood payment to the family of a murdered Muslim man in Saudi Arabia is 1,000,000 Riyals; the payment to the family of a murdered Hindu woman is 3,333 Riyals.
Against kuffars make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war to strike terror into the (hearts of) the Enemy of Allah and your enemy, and others beside, whom you may not know, but whom Allah does know. Whatever you shall spend in the Cause of Allah, shall be repaid to you, and you shall not be treated unjustly. (Qur'an: 8:60)
by rapmasta May 02, 2004
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