When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
Get the Kleptophiliamug. A female zombie thats main source of nourishment is the penis rather than a normal zombie who eats Brains.
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
Get the Zombiewhoremug. In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.
by randy Farris April 26, 2011
Get the Majesticatedmug. Another way of saying that the government is tired of trying to fix the mess they've made for us, so they are going to go home and sleep until someone else fixes the problem.
We the Strong nation Of the United States of America have decided to have a Government-Shutdown, and in doing so we the government expect that this will make everything worse, but rest assured the senate and congress will be sitting cozy in our large mansions waiting for someone to fix this for us.
by randy Farris April 26, 2011
Get the Government-Shutdownmug. by randy Farris April 05, 2011
Get the SmackBabymug. A bill passed by congress in late 2010, granting americans the freedom to Urinate in public places outdoors, where previously this would be considered indecent exposure.
I know my rights Officer! the Freedom of Urination Act, as it states, gives me the right to urinate on the side of this courthouse, and any other place I please to do so
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
Get the Freedom Of Urination Actmug. A man or woman who is attracted to and inclined to fornicate with the same sex, the opposite sex, and dolphins.
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
Get the Tri-Sexualmug.