turd breath

A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.

Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.

by Randy February 27, 2005

marm

a british word meaning an old school teacher, usually a bespectacled virgin. somewhat old and stingy. fond of floral print granny panties.

Dude, that old school marm totally came onto me. She was all "I have a ruler, and I know how to use it." But I said "No thanks MARM," and left it at that.

by Randy May 18, 2004

yar

Commonly used by ass kicking pirates.

Yar, I just ate your kids and plunder your village!

by Randy July 24, 2003

A-1 Yola

San Francisco Bay Area Slang for Top notch cocaine.

Thas Some Grade A-1 Yola!

by Randy March 26, 2004

Slapjoy and Monkfish

One of the greatest comedy gangster trilogies i have ever seen. i have told all of my friends in the States to watch it but i cannot find it on the net. Please make it downloadable.

Slapjoy is so cool and so is Monkfish

by Randy January 13, 2005

home run

To skip the "bases". To skip foreplay.

I just got a home run with Cindy!

by RANDY April 08, 2003