A vicious drooling beast residing in Gaywood, King's Lynn, S. England. Thought by many to be mythical, the evil faggot creature leaves its lair by night to stalk the streets of Norwich. Many an unsuspecting stranger has been caught unawares and savagely ass-raped by this mindless demon. The folk of Norwich tie garlic over their doors to ward off this enemy of all things heterosexual.......
by rampagus_maximus November 01, 2003
Term, originating in feudal Japan, referring to one who has attained absolute perfection of the anal arts.
Josh lowered his guard for a second and, before he knew it, the cock samurai had impaled him on his brown blade.
by rampagus_maximus March 02, 2004
A drooling gay beast, thought to be a distant cousin of the buttbeast that stalks the woods of Norfolk. Indigenous to the mountain regions of China, this evil faggot creature makes no distinction between age, size, or colour in selecting its victims.
The Cock Creature got a nasty surprise when, thinking Josh was just easy prey,
got more than he had bargained for...
got more than he had bargained for...
by rampagus_maximus March 02, 2004
the amber nectar, the holy grail, the promised land.......the ancient and noble art of consuming as much alcohol (preferably tennents lager) as one is able before either passing out, dying, or getting laid (not applicable to faggots).
by rampagus_maximus November 01, 2003
1)A relatively new term, originating in St. Andrews, referring to the process by which a man wraps his tongue around another man's ring piece.......sick, i know.
2) A sickening degree of 'sucking up'
2) A sickening degree of 'sucking up'
by rampagus_maximus October 27, 2003
by rampagus_maximus November 01, 2003
A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.
by rampagus_maximus November 01, 2003