ralph's definitions

Heif

Fuck

You really Heifed that up

by Ralph September 30, 2003

batchweezer

it's a big ol' douchebag

you are a batchweezer

by ralph November 18, 2004

Nataleigh

pretty much the hottest freshman at GDS

i love that nataleigh

by ralph March 13, 2005

snappy

a well hung young lad.

damn, i haven't had a guy that snappy in months!

by ralph February 24, 2004

Pieny Booper

When a male dips his dick in beer and gets a blowjob.

"DUUUDE Ralph just got a peinybooper!"

by Ralph March 9, 2005

Pessimist

A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.

A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.

by Ralph January 13, 2005

seminoles

what FSU uses for their mascot. Pretty much is a reflection of the their stupidity and lower class because infact the seminoles were a mut tribe... don't think this is the truth... look it up, they actaully teach you this in upper end universities. Seminoles were in fact a group of indians, some from over here and there, as well as almost 60%runaway slaves... interesting! makes you think... oh wait no thinking isnt an option at FSU

that is one sketchy person, must be a seminole!

by ralph July 15, 2006