riffchild

Bourne of the mighty riff.
The example of perfection.

by ralph May 12, 2003

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Tennessee

A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.

Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!

by Ralph March 19, 2005

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zmoz

Web weaver of tall tales. One who claims to be an expert in power generation, web hosting and XJ fuel economy.

See also: turd dillhole

Never trust your website to zmoz.

by Ralph December 29, 2004

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Kook

Anyone with an I.Q. above 100 who refuses to mentally lobotomize themself and accept the status quo and the rules set down by an imaginary authority.

"Oh, there goes Dan, saying we shouldn't cut out our citizens' livers and throw them in the fire. He's a kook." -What ancient Mayans may have considered to be a kook.

by Ralph February 14, 2005

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