ralph's definitions
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun is hot. The sun is not
A place where we could live,
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives.
We need its light; we need its heat.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun is hot.
The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas;
Aluminum, copper, iron, and many others.
The sun is large.
If the sun were hollow, a million Earths would fit inside,
And yet, it is only a middle-sized star
The sun is far away.
About 93,000,000 miles away,
And that's why it looks so small.
But even when it's out of sight,
The sun shines night and day.
We need its heat; we need its light.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.
Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun is hot. The sun is not
A place where we could live,
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives.
We need its light; we need its heat.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun is hot.
The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas;
Aluminum, copper, iron, and many others.
The sun is large.
If the sun were hollow, a million Earths would fit inside,
And yet, it is only a middle-sized star
The sun is far away.
About 93,000,000 miles away,
And that's why it looks so small.
But even when it's out of sight,
The sun shines night and day.
We need its heat; we need its light.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.
Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
by Ralph March 30, 2005
Get the Sunmug. 
An economic system under which all property is privately owned by a minoroty of the population, is highly regulated by a national government, while opposition is rigorously suppressed.
by ralph February 2, 2004
Get the fascismmug. A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!
B: Hey, you like apple pie?
A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.
B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
B: Hey, you like apple pie?
A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.
B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
by Ralph January 13, 2005
Get the Pessimistmug. 
Web weaver of tall tales. One who claims to be an expert in power generation, web hosting and XJ fuel economy.
See also: turd dillhole
See also: turd dillhole
by Ralph December 29, 2004
Get the zmozmug.