wangtied

to be in an uncomfortable situation with no obvious escape

"I slept with a random girl last night and shes still upstairs!"

"Man, youre wangtied!!"

by Ralf November 09, 2004

nipples on ribs

a girl that is cute but so skinny she has no breast.

man, look at the ass on candy it`s to bad she`s all nipples on ribs.

by ralf May 04, 2004

ralph

the best god damn simpsons character of them all. Screw you all!!!!!!!!! If you disagree, just rot in hell bastard.

ralph wigham is the shiz!!! Me fail english, that's impossibabble.

by ralf April 16, 2004

root tugger

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.

by ralf May 16, 2004

Burp

The absolute sexiest thing a woman can do.

Girl: -Belch.-
Ralf: Marry me!

by Ralf April 06, 2005

turd bird

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

jackofficer

was a fake band the butthole surfers made up but the name speaks for it self .a cop who is a jackoff.

when officer Grimbly shot his own foot at the pratice range we knew he was jackofficer material.

by ralf May 15, 2004