leg hump

what a horny dog does when it meets you for the first time.it grabs the upper part of your leg then dry humps it.

aunt betty get this leg humping hound off me and put him outside.

by ralf May 18, 2004

wangtied

to be in an uncomfortable situation with no obvious escape

"I slept with a random girl last night and shes still upstairs!"

"Man, youre wangtied!!"

by Ralf November 09, 2004

nipples on ribs

a girl that is cute but so skinny she has no breast.

man, look at the ass on candy it`s to bad she`s all nipples on ribs.

by ralf May 04, 2004

Burp

The absolute sexiest thing a woman can do.

Girl: -Belch.-
Ralf: Marry me!

by Ralf April 06, 2005

palmala

it is the hand you jerk off with .

i have a date with Palmala Handerson tonight.

by ralf June 18, 2004

turd curtain

The flap of skin protecting the Hershey Highway

You must part the turd curtain in order to get to the meaty center of the Hershey Highway.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

richard smoker

a cocksucker. a way to say cocksucker in mixed company.

why is everyone so nice to mike we all know he`s a richard smoker.

by ralf May 05, 2004