ragnar hairy breeches's definitions
by ragnar hairy breeches April 23, 2021
Get the excumbentmug. A corporate facial expression maintained by imagining the words "Cheez Whiz" to project a confident and jovial impression without actually caring.
The CEO's impenetrable smisek left us no clue as to how many of us would be there in the office tomorrow morning.
by ragnar hairy breeches December 2, 2011
Get the smisekmug. Andy has become a real tap ‘n’ see bitch, hitting hopelessly on a thing with a pulse. Eeeew! Just no.
by ragnar hairy breeches March 2, 2021
Get the Tap ‘n’ see bitchmug. It was a fuckfest of sexual orienteering: getting from A to B, encompassing as much C and D as they could along the way.
by ragnar hairy breeches December 1, 2018
Get the Sexual orienteeringmug. We've done the Hollywood math: We'll make $20m by having Tom Cruise play the spy, $20k every time he says "Let's get out of here", $100k for each exploding abandoned warehouse, $5m for the car chase and $10k every time we show a red digital clock counting down to an explosion. And boobies, we need something with $300k rack. Twice.
by ragnar hairy breeches December 17, 2008
Get the Hollywood mathmug. Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.
“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”
by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024
Get the carrot-wavingmug. “We were drinking white róisíns to celebrate Cillian Murphy’s Oscar win for Oppenheimer”
“Yer man abides”
“Yer man abides”
by ragnar hairy breeches March 12, 2024
Get the White Róisínmug.