Definitions by ragnar hairy breeches

White Róisín 

Cocktail of cacao-infused poitín, maple syrup and creamy oat milk.

“We were drinking white róisíns to celebrate Cillian Murphy’s Oscar win for Oppenheimer”
“Yer man abides”

White Róisín by ragnar hairy breeches March 12, 2024

carrot-waving 

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.

“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”

carrot-waving by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024

excumbent 

Former crooked wanksplat

In with the incumbent, out with the excumbent.
Same difference, crooked scum.

excumbent by ragnar hairy breeches April 23, 2021

excumbent 

Crooked, superficial waste that no longer matters

So glad we ejected that bloviating hairpiece.
Yes, now he is the excumbent!
Who?

excumbent by ragnar hairy breeches April 23, 2021

Tap ‘n’ see bitch 

Cross _that_ bridge to make a name for yourself as a sex pest.

Andy has become a real tap ‘n’ see bitch, hitting hopelessly on a thing with a pulse. Eeeew! Just no.

Tap ‘n’ see bitch by ragnar hairy breeches March 2, 2021

Sexual orienteering 

Equal opportunity copulatory rampage. A series of sex acts with men and women alike.

It was a fuckfest of sexual orienteering: getting from A to B, encompassing as much C and D as they could along the way.

Sexual orienteering by ragnar hairy breeches December 1, 2018

#sponker

One who repeatedly undertakes charitable sporting events for their personal gratification.

"I am so tired of being hit up for money by that #sponker, why can't he just admit he likes to swim?"

#sponker by ragnar hairy breeches August 16, 2018