smisek

A corporate facial expression maintained by imagining the words "Cheez Whiz" to project a confident and jovial impression without actually caring.

The CEO's impenetrable smisek left us no clue as to how many of us would be there in the office tomorrow morning.

by ragnar hairy breeches December 02, 2011

Tap ‘n’ see bitch

Cross _that_ bridge to make a name for yourself as a sex pest.

Andy has become a real tap ‘n’ see bitch, hitting hopelessly on a thing with a pulse. Eeeew! Just no.

by ragnar hairy breeches March 02, 2021

carrot-waving

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.

“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”

by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024

excumbent

Crooked, superficial waste that no longer matters

So glad we ejected that bloviating hairpiece.
Yes, now he is the excumbent!
Who?

by ragnar hairy breeches April 23, 2021

excumbent

Former crooked wanksplat

In with the incumbent, out with the excumbent.
Same difference, crooked scum.

by ragnar hairy breeches April 24, 2021

Hollywood math

Plucking dollar amounts from your ass to justify initiating or killing a project.

We've done the Hollywood math: We'll make $20m by having Tom Cruise play the spy, $20k every time he says "Let's get out of here", $100k for each exploding abandoned warehouse, $5m for the car chase and $10k every time we show a red digital clock counting down to an explosion. And boobies, we need something with $300k rack. Twice.

by ragnar hairy breeches December 08, 2008

White Róisín

Cocktail of cacao-infused poitín, maple syrup and creamy oat milk.

“We were drinking white róisíns to celebrate Cillian Murphy’s Oscar win for Oppenheimer”
“Yer man abides”

by ragnar hairy breeches March 12, 2024